Top 10 Worst things to hear on 1st date

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  1. Cheyanne

    Cheyanne Well-Known Member

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    Top Ten Worst Things to Hear on a First Date!

    10. I need to make a quick stop to see my parole officer.
    9. No, I don't have any kids, but there's two or three on the way.
    8. The Dr. said the rash should clear in about a week.
    7. Are you totally against a threesome?
    6. That's not a cell phone ringing, it's just my leg moniter.
    5. You really think I look like one of ten most wanted?
    4. I was going to order steak, but the voices kept saying salad.
    3. I'm Michael Jackson's biggest fan.
    2. I'm a very persistant person, but the judge called it stalking.
    1. So, do you have a life insurance policy?
     
  2. Iwantone!!!

    Iwantone!!! Well-Known Member

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    were did u get that from
     
  3. Tam

    Tam Mum of 2 - PG with No.3

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    :rofl: I have said a few of them myself!!!!! Especially 1,2 &4!



    JOKE!!!! :lol:
     
  4. Cheyanne

    Cheyanne Well-Known Member

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    Two came t-shirts and I made the rest up. Not really hard since my friends and I have dealt with some real weirdo's. lol My friend Emily had a guy tell her "Your body is out of this world and I'd love to travel to Uranus! (your anus) What a jack ass.
     

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