Top Ten Worst Things to Hear on a First Date! 10. I need to make a quick stop to see my parole officer. 9. No, I don't have any kids, but there's two or three on the way. 8. The Dr. said the rash should clear in about a week. 7. Are you totally against a threesome? 6. That's not a cell phone ringing, it's just my leg moniter. 5. You really think I look like one of ten most wanted? 4. I was going to order steak, but the voices kept saying salad. 3. I'm Michael Jackson's biggest fan. 2. I'm a very persistant person, but the judge called it stalking. 1. So, do you have a life insurance policy?