What funny names have u been called since getting pregnant?

[crazyguider]

My hubby keeps calling me Preggers in a jokey way bless him
My brother however has come up with some funny ones
First it was tank! Then fatty boom boom then moonpig
Now he is calling me wagbo after subo and wagners monster love child

I know he is kidding and I find it funny so it's not offensive

What funny names have u been called?

 

[kes_a]

shamu,fattie,tubby

 

[Mou5e]

I was called chubs by a woman a work who was actually fatter than
Me

 

[pupsicle]

My OH calls me fatty, but I know he's joking lol. I call everyone tubby if they comment on the bump

 

[Minnie_me]

Fatty, Tubs and (from my own mother ) Tellytubby!

 

[Stork]

uummmm it started with Fatty "want another cream cake?" then The Incubator.... how affectionate lol

 

[Angel_dust]

Lol...Wagbo My OH hasnt thoguht of that one yet...
So far ive been Fatty or cakeyface. He keeps telling everyone there isnt a baby its just cake...

 

[crazyguider]

Lol I like the incubator!
Hubby has called me tubsy too

 

[crazyguider]

Lmao at shamu!! Wasn't he a whale? That's mean

 

[crazyguider]

Lol...Wagbo My OH hasnt thoguht of that one yet...
So far ive been Fatty or cakeyface. He keeps telling everyone there isnt a baby its just cake...

I think wagbo came from the angry face I pull every time I get up from sitting
John noticed me pulling it and Went ......oooh look at the face on it! WAGBO!!!!!

 

[Stork]

lol what is it with the men thinking its just cake....... like ok i've been eating sponge cake every day but i'm entitled to and anyway its the baby that wants it not me.... honest!!

 

[shell87]

I get called a weeble at work!! aparantly i wobble like a weeble!

 

[babezone]

I get called a weeble at work!! aparantly i wobble like a weeble!

lmao!! thats exactly what i used to get called infact they used to sing it as "weebles wobble but they wont fall down" pmsl

sods! lol

 

[Zedfaca]

Fatty mainly. But I also got called Bulgy Birthday Girl on my birthday... I don't mind now I look properly pregnant but when I was just looking chubby I didn't like it

 

[3rdandlastime]

my next door neighbour calls me fatty, cheeky cow!!! Her daughter is loads fatter than me, and her son is nearly 2 and a half now, whats her frickin excuse lmao!
My hubby keeps saying we need to start thinking about losing weight etc. I say to him, "excuse me next month I will have lost around 9lb in baby, then loads more in extra blood, waters, n water retention. you better start now fat boy or ur gna b well behind" fatboy is his nick name from me now, to be honest, he has put on more weight than me in this pregnancy lmao!!!

xxx

 

[mazee71]

On looking back at photos of me just before I gave birth last time - my face was very puffy - so OH took to calling me Ting Tong (from LittleBritain) - I just joke back that it makes him Mr Dudwee

 

[emjgil]

my OH doesnt call me anything lol i dont think he's brave enough most the time ha ha... one of my old customers calls me 'slim-line' others call me the usual things... tubby, fatty, round, lol oh and my old boss doesnt really call me anything - he more just banters with me as he's also erm... round lol xx

 

[welshprincess]

my hubby used to call me egg but its now changed to humpty (he says i like an egg with legs) and work collegues call me bb which is short for beach ball cause they reckon i got one shoved up my top lol

 

[3rdandlastime]

my hubby used to call me egg but its now changed to humpty (he says i like an egg with legs) and work collegues call me bb which is short for beach ball cause they reckon i got one shoved up my top lol

Hahaha, my hubby uses thats too, "egg on legs" not for me tho, I'd kill him haha.

 

[Skylily4ever]

My sister calls me preggo/pregger, which doesn't bug me. Bugs the hell out of my cousin when someone calls her that though. So now my dad has heard my sister and calls me that too, along with my little brother.

My older brother calls me his baby bun sister.

My husband calls me bubble buns, pengy (like a penguin), and some others I can't think of...no one else really calls me anything else.