What funny things have people said?

[mrs_park]

My hubby told me this morning he is so excited to meet our son that he's worried when he finally gets to cuddle him, he will be so excited he might accidentally squish him. Lol so cute....

What funny things have your OH or other people said to you?

 

[tryingg]

at our first ultrasound we saw baby move an arm and he said "well at least it has one arm" like he was expecting it to be all abnormal or something haha

 

[Surprise]

My boys (ages 9 and 12) were wondering what baby's first word would be, so they decided they would teach him to say "rrrrrrrrrrrr-EEEE-cola" like in the movie Robots! (haha like the cough-drops commercial). Lol I don't think the baby will be able to roll his rrr's.

My youngest son asked what would be the baby's first food, would it be mashed potatoes? (That's his favorite food!)

My DH hasn't said anything funny that I can remember, but he's so sweet and calls the baby our "love child".

 

[Sophist]

My DH hasn't said anything funny that I can remember, but he's so sweet and calls the baby our "love child".

Awww! How sweet.

 

[mrs_park]

Haha I love all of these!!

 

[Surprise]

My DH hasn't said anything funny that I can remember, but he's so sweet and calls the baby our "love child".

Awww! How sweet.

Thanks! He is the sweetest man, I'm just crazy about him!

 

[Virginia]

I asked my DH what he was hoping for (gender-wise) before our gender scan, and he said a human baby...

He also said it would be cool if I had a "litter" (as in 3 or more babies at once)....lol

 

[myk's mummy]

We were watching a natural birthing DVD the other day and my 4yr old daughter asked 'Mummy, why is that mummy crying?' and I told her it was because it can hurt quite alot when the baby is coming out, but that it's okay to cry and doesn't mean you're not brave. She replied 'But you're not going to cry are you mummy, because you're tough and you've got a brave twinkle.'

If she keeps coming up with stuff like that I just might go into early labour!

 

[kookyklw]

A brave twinkle?! Ha ha. I took my OH for a tour of Mothercare the other day and was explaining what the different things do, e.g. the difference between a travel cot and a car seat x

 

[missjay]

Step daughter who is 6, after we just found out what we were hevng, she then went on that she was happy what colour it would be .( am black, oh mixed on the very fair side) step is mixed as her mum is white. I. Said it would be black? Then she said. Aww why did u chose black, brown hev been better?

Bless her, still thinks her mum shud explain people are the same no matter their colour or race.

 

[missjay]

Step daughter who is 6, after we just found out what we were hevng, she then went on that she was happy what colour it would be .( am black, oh mixed on the very fair side) step is mixed as her mum is white. I. Said it would be black? Then she said. Aww why did u chose black, brown hev been better?

Bless her, still thinks her mum shud explain people are the same no matter their colour or race.

 

[Ashtons mummy]

my oh piped up the other night with "i wonder if you have to have stiches like you did with ashton" ( our first son) ... i said "i dont know maybe".... he replied" i hope so and they put a extra one for me!!!!

i was laughing so hard i had to run to the loo

 

[FLU77ERBYE]

My little brother is only 4, he's said some really funny things like when I first told him I had a baby in my belly he asked me 'Cwaaare when's your baby having a bath?' so I told him Xmas, then he asked 'Why do you have a baby in your belly?' so I had to explain...in some way...Then the best thing of all he shouted to my dad 'Daddy your bellys like Claire's...have you got a baby in your belly too?'

Me and my dad just fell about laughing!! xx

 

[EmzyJA]

my oh piped up the other night with "i wonder if you have to have stiches like you did with ashton" ( our first son) ... i said "i dont know maybe".... he replied" i hope so and they put a extra one for me!!!!

i was laughing so hard i had to run to the loo

one of hubbi's friends, just after his wife gave birth she was getting stiches and he said to the doc 'can you put and extra one in?' as a joke and the doc got him removed from the hospital. they really took it badly. he wasnt even allowed to come and collect his wife and son.

i dont think anyones said anything funny to me but some of these have had me giggle. brave twinkle haha how sweet. xx

 

[Mama1985]

awwww I love the kids funny sayings! lol

I only have a few, erm... not sure if this is considered funny or not but with this pregnancy im a lot more.....grumpy lol well it doesn't take a lot to pee me off and it takes a while for me to calm down (and it doesn't help if I have other stuff that pee me off during that time) so yea lots of appoligies to my mummy who just turned around and said 'well dont get pregnant then!'

oh and my cousin was showing her daugther my scan pic on facebook (shes a lovely lil girl who used to come up and rub my belly when i was pregnant, lol and after I had her she still came up and rubbed my belly lol) she told her it was a boy and she said 'no I want it to be a girl!' lol her mum was explaining to her that she can't cos its a boy but she was admant that she wanted it to be a girl lol

 

[Ashtons mummy]

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one of hubbi's friends, just after his wife gave birth she was getting stiches and he said to the doc 'can you put and extra one in?' as a joke and the doc got him removed from the hospital. they really took it badly. he wasnt even allowed to come and collect his wife and son.

i dont think anyones said anything funny to me but some of these have had me giggle. brave twinkle haha how sweet. xx[/QUOTE]

Oh dear ill have to tell OH not to say anything after the birth!!!

 

[mrs_park]

Oh these are so funny! I love the things kids say!! Brave twinkle is classic!! Lol

 

[Charlie85]

We had our 3D ultrasound last weekend and our niece's were watching a live feed of the scan on their computer. The next day we say them and the 4 year old told me "We watched the baby in your belly on our computer!" She then went on to ask me a million questions, including "Do you think she'll come out with glasses on?" I said I hope not!!

 

[blinkybaby]

My OH's son (aged 6) told me not to drink some cold water the other day, otherwise I might get the baby wet. I nearly spat it out LOL xx

 

[Phinners]

My 12 yr old is getting right into it and can often be staring absent mindedly rubbing his belly commenting on 'his' baby!!

And whats made me laugh is that he has been looking online for Red Cross Baby Sitting courses - purely so he can exploit some money out of us by offering to baby sit so we can have a dinner out!

He also asked if we could get a safety gate so baby can't pick anything up of his floor and choke - I responded that he just as easily just 'pick his shit up instead'...