Kirstie
I have a couple:
I was lying on the sofa watching TV about 45mins after eating a large fruit salad when I felt the rumblings. Well, I couldn't really move fast enough and was sick all over my dog (long haired retriever type) who had decided that lying in a sun spot at the bottom of my sofa was his idea of bliss. He wasn't very impressed, and I had to then wrestle him into the bath which he hates while he was trying to eat my sick off himself!
I had quite a few incidents at work too (bar/pub). One night I was in the middle of serving someone and literally dropped the glasses on the ground (heard them smash!) and ran outside to be sick.