What naughty words have your toddlers said? :D

[channy3232]

Rocco is just at the repeating stage right now. But if hears me swear (especially when I'm driving lol) he goes "ickshh" that's what he does for anying yucky or icky. I think it's my tone of voice when I swear, he knows it's "icky". Yesterday morning I was making him eggs for breakfast and I burnt my finger and I started cursing up a storm. He didn't do anything. I didn't want to say motherf*cker so I said to my husband that it "hurt líke a mofo" Rocco looks right at me and says "MOFO!" oh boy we're in trouble!

 

[amie-leigh]

morgan hasnt really said any but my 3 year old niece can swear like a trooper i saw her friday and she said to me (apologies for the language)
"fucking uncle lee said no thats shit i will fucking do what i want you and my mum are fucking bitches"

its so sad she 3 she shouldnt swear but SIL thinks its ok as long as she learns it at home

 

[sabby52]

Dec curses He has tested a lot of words but we seem to be stuck on F**k !!! everything is F**k sake, f**k off, f**k up !!!! he will also say shite and bugger.

I dont know what to do he is still at the age where he finds it funny but the worst thing is he uses the f word so well !!!! The other day in Tescos I dropped my mag. and didnt have a free hand to lift it so I asked Dec to lift it for me and his reply was " F**k sake mummy, why you do that" then yesterday there was a huge spider outside the bathroom door and I was terrified, he looked at me then shouted at the spider "f**k of spider, mummy wants in the bathroom" he isnt even 3 yet ( I am hoping it is just a phase and he will grow out of it.

 

[ALY]

sam cant talk yet

but his sister who is 5 this year will say oh shit mummy why did i do that

and samsam is a little bugger isnt he mummy

 

[Racheldigger]

This is on my mind a lot at the moment, as having spent most of our working lives on construction sites, OH and I both swear like troopers, and we are trying very hard to restrain our language now Rowan is picking up words faster than a hedgehog picks up fleas. So far we appear to have got away with it - I thought I heard a sweet little voice lisping "Bugger!" in my husband's distinctive West Country accent the other day, but either I was being over-paranoid or she hadn't committed it to memory!

 

[Didz]

Amy's 13 months and heard her dad call me a twat in an affectionate way......as you do. She managed to repeat it perfectly. She's also tried to say bollocks. A word I tend to find myself using a lot when I drop something lol.

 

[channy3232]

See it's funny because over here, bugger isn't a curse word. It's more like a nice way of saying "oh you little shit" or fucker, like "I tried to kill a spider and the little bugger got away" like someone or something that's being sneaky. Twat is really bad. It's up there with c*nt. You wouldn't hear it on TV.
And what is bollocks? Like oh shit? Or dammit?

 

[NetsaBaba]

My niece tells you off if you do something wrong by saying 'Naughty Bitch arent you Bitch'
Lol she has just turned 2.
Sorry the topic caught my eye and i had to pop in

 

[Blah11]

Worst amelie has ever said is 'oh blimey' and sounds more like mylee

 

[Blah11]

See it's funny because over here, bugger isn't a curse word. It's more like a nice way of saying "oh you little shit" or fucker, like "I tried to kill a spider and the little bugger got away" like someone or something that's being sneaky. Twat is really bad. It's up there with c*nt. You wouldn't hear it on TV.
And what is bollocks? Like oh shit? Or dammit?

yeah, like 'Oh balls!' haha

twat isnt a swear word really over here. i say it all the time

 

[Serene123]

I popped Caitlyn in her car seat whilst I strapped it in and it wouldn't clip so I got frustrated and I said, "oh for fuck sake," which of course she repeated. She never said it again though thank God!! If she did she would have been put in time out quicker than you can say, "but you said it first!"

When my SIL was on holiday with my niece, who was 3 at the time, my niece had never sworn before and bird pooed near her. She shouted "OH FOR FUCK SAKE THAT BIRD JUST DID A FUCKING SHIT"

 

[channy3232]

My nephew Dylan was about 2 or so and my Mom was just playing around with him asking him if his name was Joey and he'd say "no it's Dylan!" then she'd ask if it was Billy and he said "no it's DYLAN!" finally she asked if it was Bobby and he'd had enough, stomped his foot and said "my name is DYLAN dammit!!"

 

[Didz]

See it's funny because over here, bugger isn't a curse word. It's more like a nice way of saying "oh you little shit" or fucker, like "I tried to kill a spider and the little bugger got away" like someone or something that's being sneaky. Twat is really bad. It's up there with c*nt. You wouldn't hear it on TV.
And what is bollocks? Like oh shit? Or dammit?

Twat isn't that bad over here. Its a well used word. Bollocks are another term for a guys nuts. It's also used as a way to say something's gone wrong, like dropping something you say "oh bollocks" or to tell someone they're full of it "I saw a UFO last night", "yeah bollocks, what ever".
A lot of people use twat a lot over here. It's become more of an affectionate word between me and my friends if anything.

 

[HannahsMummy]

OH said twat the other week and Hannah repeated it perfectly She hasn't said it since though...

I try so hard not to swear around her, and luckily she hasn't picked up any swear words from anywhere else... yet