What's the crack with it? Possibly TMI...

Discussion in 'Pregnancy - Third Trimester' started by Squidge, Dec 18, 2009.

  1. Squidge

    Squidge Mummy & WTT <3

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    My OH and I haven't :sex: for weeks purely because i feel HORRIBLE! :cry: Fat, ugly, stretchmarky and just generally.....eeeeerrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!! Plus i was/am a bit swollen down there so haven't bothered :lol:

    But, i've put him on a promise tonight (to try and get LO to make an appearance :haha:) but what's this about his cum? I'm sure i've read somewhere that it does something to the cervix? Or have i dreamt it? :blush: :shrug:

    I know about the swallowing it business but i'm definitely not telling him that!!! :rofl: :rofl:
     
  2. jenniferannex

    jenniferannex Well-Known Member

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    ive heard somthing about the sperm but not sure what it is! and whats this about swallowing it i havnt heard that one? lol! my OH wont even have sex he gets really freeked out thinking he will touch the baby, even though he knows he wont! haha bless him, ahh well better for anyway im alwasy tired!! lol xx
     
  3. Dream.A.Dream

    Dream.A.Dream Mum to 6yo and WTT #2!

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    Semen has prostaglandins in which encourage your cervix to soften so it can bring on labour xx
     
  4. 2bananas

    2bananas Mummy of 2

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    although the amount of semen required for it to be truly effective is about a cupful! :thumbup:

    You better get busy lol :happydance:
     
  5. Squidge

    Squidge Mummy & WTT <3

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    Just a cupful? That may work, my OH's had no action whatsoever for about 6 weeks so will probably have a hefty backlog :rofl: :rofl:

    TMI sorry :blush: :rofl:
     
  6. PieMistress

    PieMistress Proud and happy Mummy

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    Alternatively, giving your partner oral sex may work better. It is thought that prostaglandins are absorbed more efficiently through the gut than through the vagina.

    From the internet! Must be true :)
     
  7. jenniferannex

    jenniferannex Well-Known Member

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    so swallowing it is supposed to work better? haha oh god im that desparate i might even have to try it!! lol xx
     
  8. Squidge

    Squidge Mummy & WTT <3

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    There's no-way i'm swallowing it! I'll go overdue if i have to :rofl:
     
  9. i let my OH have it for the first time in about 5 weeks last night and i really didnt need to worry, it lsted 2, maybe 3 minutes.... :/, so if your OH is anything like mine you wont have to cope long lol :p. Best of it is when it was over he said I need to go to the docters because its my fault he didnt last long because hes never had a stamina problem before he was with me therefore its my fault :s lol
     
  10. Dream.A.Dream

    Dream.A.Dream Mum to 6yo and WTT #2!

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    :rofl: that did make me giggle xx
     
  11. 2bananas

    2bananas Mummy of 2

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    lol, this is funny!!! I dont think any amount of desperation would get me in the mood enough to swallow it at the moment, my gag reflex is too good just now ha ha

    Good luck in your ventures ladies x
     
  12. Mize1982

    Mize1982 Mya-My gift from God!

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    we finally did the dead last night for the first time in about 5 months (mainly cause i want lo here lol) it was so painful hence why we hadnt, was still a bit painful last night but i am willing to try anything now lol.

    so not telling him about the oral thing tho lol
     
  13. jenniferannex

    jenniferannex Well-Known Member

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    is the oral thing actually supposed to work? lol
     
  14. Mize1982

    Mize1982 Mya-My gift from God!

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    i dunno i have read about it tho on various sites, sorry but i wont be trying it to let you know lol
     
  15. Stilletto_Sam

    Stilletto_Sam 3 Teenagers + 1 Toddler.

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: Absolutely HAS to have been written by a man, though!


    XXX
     
  16. firegirlv

    firegirlv Very excited 1St time mum

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    I don't have to persuade my OH, so last night he was a happy man ,and i was awake all night with stomach pains and had a few painful contractions this morning but nothing too close together !!!! So we both win :rofl: Am trying not to get too excited just yet :winkwink:
     
  17. vicky84

    vicky84 Mummy to 2 girls!

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    Well swallowing looks like the better option to me girls lol! Apparently sex can take a while 2 work lol so we started already 5 nights in a row then i had 2 say no so maybe swallowing works better we both win lol
     
  18. 3 girlies

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    i am only telling you lot this because its been asked but......i swallowed the night before i had Reese, 2 weeks early :blush: we'd been told not to have sex because i had bled earlier in my pregnancy so this was the only option lol. I dont know if it helped or just a coincidence though :shrug:
     
  19. Squidge

    Squidge Mummy & WTT <3

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    Grrrr i'm still not doing it :rofl: I'll probably end up throwing up! :haha:

    Well, we :sex: last night but half way through we had to stop cos i kept feeling like i was going to pee myself! How embarrassing! :blush: OH fully understood though :lol:
     
  20. sm1x09x

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    My midwife told me 'it's better ingested through the gut' lol when I was overdue with my 3rd baby. I told her my then OH had more chance of seeing God. Baby was born 4 days late :D
     

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