As a work meeting was starting, one of my socially awkward colleagues asked me, "Where are you going to keep the baby?" The way she worded it made me soooo tempted to answer, "Oh, y'know, in a dresser drawer, I guess. Or maybe a kitchen cabinet." That probably takes first place. In second place, another coworker asked last week, "Is there a possibility that there could be more than one at this stage?" ...I'm 5 months in. If there were another baby somehow, it's hiding somewhere near my colon. And that, coworker, is none of your business. What's the weirdest questions someone has asked YOU so far?