When no one is looking..

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  1. Ilovemychild

    Ilovemychild Well-Known Member

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    What do you do when no one is home or watching you? Any gross habits in general? Share your embarrassing, deep dark secrets!!

    -I leave the door open while using the bathroom when its just me and Conner here.
    - I always have itunes music playing on the laptop while I'm showering, and when I get out, I have dance parties while I'm lotioning!! Conner thinks its funny!!
    - I tend to raid the junk food cabinet and I hide my wrappers in the trash can so my husband wont see that I ate 5498539485 calories that day.
    - I stay in my pj's until my husband calls and says he's on his way home, that way he cant accuse me of being a bum
    - I wear the same pj's for like 3+ days (I despise doing laundry)

    So what about you? What makes you a weirdo?
     
  2. Arlandria

    Arlandria Love being Mrs.C xx

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    Yup I do all of the above :D
     
  3. 3rdtimelucky

    3rdtimelucky mammy to 3 beautiful kids

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    :haha: Graet thread.

    -I always leave the bathroom door open when Im having a wee, regarless of who's home! :blush:
    -I put my Rhianna cd up full blast and have a mini disco with my 1 yr old, he loves her, much to his dads dismay!!
    -My LO goes for a nap everyday at 10.30 till 12.30 and most days I go back to bed with him, and when my hubby asks did you go back to bed, I say of course not, I wish I had time to go back to bed, I was cleaning!!! :blush:
     
  4. Ilovemychild

    Ilovemychild Well-Known Member

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    Awesome!! You are my hero!!! :hugs:
     
  5. twinkle1975

    twinkle1975 Well-Known Member

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    I've done the wrapper hiding thing in the past but I hid them in my bedside drawer - all ok until I had a chest infection & DH very sweetly decided to get rid of all the dust in our bedroom - of course he open the drawer & found 'a few' Bounty wrappers!
     
  6. Ilovemychild

    Ilovemychild Well-Known Member

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    Oh man!! Hahaha. Yea I bury my evidence in the trash can.. I know he wont go digging and if he does.. well then he has far too much time on his hands!! When that happens... it will be time to start assigning him some chores!!
     
  7. NuKe

    NuKe mummy to 2 gorgeous girls

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    i do all of yours! i also have to take a good big sniff of poppys nappy any time she does a poo. :blush:
    pick my nose (dont eat it though)
    sit with my hand down my pants
     
  8. JWandBump

    JWandBump Well-Known Member

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    [Say I'm tidying up, but really just rearrange my mess..
    Sleep with my make up on..
    Leave the bathroom door open, house full of girls tho so not to bad lol
    Eat as much chocolate as I want, and hide the wrappers inside other wrappers .. :D
     
  9. jenny_wren

    jenny_wren Queen Spammatha

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    :rofl:

    i don't do the poo sniffing but i pick my nose
    and stick my hand down my pants :blush:

    when emily used to nap during the day i'd always
    tell my oh it was only for an hour, but it was really
    more like 3 hours and i'd pretend i had no idea
    why she was still awake :blush:

    i tend to have a pile of wet nappies in the living room
    i always change her and leave them with the intention
    of putting them in the bin when i next get up, i always
    forget and my oh moans :blush:

    i always leave wet washing in the machine too
    i have the memory of a goldfish i swear :dohh:

    i probably have loads lol​
     
  10. iceylou

    iceylou Guest

    i too leave the door open when i go to the loo.

    say i had nothing to eat all day so oh will put nicole to bed or mind her (some days its true but most days i would have eaten something)

    use nicole as an excuse not to reply to txts or answer the phone - "she was asleep in my arms, feeding her or she was cranky" i used all these today to my sis, i just didnt want to talk to her :blush:

    many more but cant think right now
     
  11. JessdueJan

    JessdueJan Well-Known Member

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    I always leave wet washing in the machine, either because I'm feeling lazy or more often because I forget I put it in :dohh:

    I eat OH's biscuits when he leaves open packets lying around and then blame Lucas when OH gets in, I know Lucas won't get the disapproving looks :blush:(no wonder my diet never goes to plan)
     
  12. babyerin

    babyerin mama to one and pg

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    Can't say too much as the OH is a member here..

    but i do sometimes fart and blame E :haha:
     
  13. babz1986

    babz1986 Well-Known Member

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    do near enough all of these! lol

    Especially eating all the naughty stuff and hiding it!!

    -this week OH keeps telling me that I always go out and buy biscuits and eat them all when he's not here so he won't know.. I keep trying to convince him i'd never do that!!
    - Sometimes pretend to walk the dogs so OH doesn't moan they haven't had a walk lol (bad I know)
    - Leave the tidying up until 10 mins before OH gets home.. and this includes just pushing things to the side or shoving things in cupboards/drawers so it looks 'neater'
    - Definitely do the toilet with the door open!
     
  14. lucy_x

    lucy_x Mummy To Two Stunners

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    bite my toe nails :blush:
     
  15. cleckner04

    cleckner04 Well-Known Member

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    I also always forget I do a load of washing and than realize late in the evening or the next morning that it's full of wet clothes. :dohh:

    I like to pick my face occasionally. Theres something so satisfying about popping a clogged pore. :rofl:

    I never close the bathroom door even with DH home.

    I love to pick at my toenails. They aren't nasty or anything but I just sit there and sometimes try to peel them instead of clipping them. :haha:
     
  16. NDH

    NDH 5 on earth, 6 in heaven, 1 in utero

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    I definitely leave the bathroom door open too. Moving in with my parents again it was a hard habit to break (though obviously isn't broken yet!). I still do when I'm home alone, and today we had roofers doing work on - duh, the roof - and twice I had to get up and close the door after I sat down cause I hadn't initially thought about the fact that they might walk in the house at any moment!
     
  17. rosie272

    rosie272 mum to charlie finn

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    Sit and pluck stray hairs from my legs after waxing - mmmmmmmmm - attractive!
    :)
     
  18. Lauraxamy

    Lauraxamy Well-Known Member

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    When OH is at out I..
    Go toilet with the door open
    Walk round the house naked sometimes, if I've just had a bath or shower
    Let the house get as messy as possible until about an hour before he's due home

    I also do the eating all the biscuits etc and hiding wrappers so he doesn't think I'm a greedy pig :rofl:
     
  19. Morgenstern

    Morgenstern Guest

    i watch twilight when no one is looking.:blush:
    i listen to 80s music
    i pig out on ice cream esp peppermint
    i leave the lights on
    i open the screen door
     
  20. Ilovemychild

    Ilovemychild Well-Known Member

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    Hahah you girls are too funny!!! Glad to know that I'm the only one with weird habits!!
     

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