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  1. Jo

    Jo I'm an old bag!

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    Don't lolly sticks have jokes on anymore??

    I had a Fab last night and this random thought popped into my head so i though i would share:rofl:
     
  2. Arcanegirl

    Arcanegirl Bazinga!!

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    Prob most jokes wouldnt be PC anymore
     
  3. Amanda

    Amanda Mum of 3

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    Just for you Jo....

    What makes a tree noisy? Its bark...

    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  4. Jo

    Jo I'm an old bag!

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    :rofl::rofl:
    Ag you are prob right *tut*

    Just for Valentine :)
    What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
    Chicken Spocks!
     
  5. Arcanegirl

    Arcanegirl Bazinga!!

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  6. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    whats brown and sticky???!!!


    a stick :D


    (i laugh everytime :blush:)
     
  7. Tezzy

    Tezzy Mum of 2 TTCAL

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    so do i -:rofl:

    two peanuts walk down the street ... one was a-salted
     
  8. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    terrie.. omg i laughed out loud.... :blush:
     
  9. Tezzy

    Tezzy Mum of 2 TTCAL

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    yvanne!!!
     
  10. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    how does an elephant hide in a cherry tree??

    he paints his toenalis red!!!

    you ever seen one??

    :no..

    must work then eh!!!

    :rofl:

    tht has to be my fav!
     
  11. Tezzy

    Tezzy Mum of 2 TTCAL

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    what do you call a deer with no eyes?

    no idea *eye-deer*!!
     
  12. Imi

    Imi .

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    Oh terrie lmfao!

    xxx
     
  13. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    wot do u call a blind dinosaur??

    doyathinkhesarus! do u think he saw us :rofl:
     
  14. Imi

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    Why did the little girl take her pencil to bed???

    To DRAW her curtains :D

    xxx
     
  15. Tezzy

    Tezzy Mum of 2 TTCAL

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    lol

    two blondes walk into a bar.. you'd a thought one of em woulda seen it!
     
  16. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    why was 6 afraid of 7? cos 7 ate 9!
     
  17. Tezzy

    Tezzy Mum of 2 TTCAL

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  18. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    i love this thread!!!
     
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    Knock knock ,

    "Who's there"

    Dr ...

    "Dr Who" ....

    Dunno you tell me LOL
    xxx
     
  20. Tezzy

    Tezzy Mum of 2 TTCAL

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    Why can't skeletons play church music?

    They don't have any organs!
     

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