Why

[ablaze]

knock knock
whos there?
isabella..

isabella who?

isabella no workin i been knockin for ages!!!

 

[Tezzy]

How do you make a hanky dance?

Put a little boogie in it!!!

 

[Tezzy]

What did the tablecloth say to the table?

"Dont move, I've got you covered."

 

[Jo]

Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time ?


[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A jellycopter!!
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[Tezzy]

why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side!

 

[ablaze]

why did the zebra cross the road? because he was at a zebra crossing!!!

 

[Tezzy]

why did the bubblegum cross the road?

coz it was stuck to the chickens foot!

 

[ablaze]

why did the monkey cross the road?

cos it was the chickens day off

 

[Tezzy]

why did the right hand cross the road?

to get to the second hand shop

 

[ablaze]

^^^ its the 2nd hand shop lol!

 

[Tezzy]

pmsl

oh well!

 

[ablaze]

k were really sad... note how no1 else has posted any joeks there all ours

 

[Tezzy]

 

[Imi]

Why did the chicken lay a brown egg??

Cause he never wiped his bum properly

hehehehehe

xxx