You know your pregnant when....

[princess_vix]

I saw this on another site and thought it could be quite fun.

so what you have to do is basically wha the title says 'you know your pregnant when blah blkah blah' ect got it?

keep adding,i'll start


You know you're pregnant when...


You know you're pregnant when you bump your head on the medicine cabinet door and start yelling obsenities at the medicine cabient like it can hear you and made you bump your head on purpose.



when you throw your trash in the sink and your plate in the trash


when you ask the same question 5 times b/c you can't remember the first 4 answers



When you cry at McDonald's commercials because it's really emotional that you can't have an egg mcmuffin RIGHT THIS SECOND


you excitely tell everyone u just pooped cuz u've been constipated for days


At doctor's visits, all they do is hand you a cup. You know where the restroom is, how to use the "wipes", and can pee on command.



Everytime you sneeze or laugh to hard you pee on yourself (only a little but still whoa)

You can use your belly as a table





Have fun

 

[Soon2be3]

All of those are sooooo true I love it

 

[XKatX]

..........it takes 6 stages and you have to take half a dozen pillows with you - just to turn over in bed at night!!!

 

[Cariad_bach]

.......when you have no chance of painting you toes nails and as for shaving your bikini line........forget it!

 

[Faerie]

.... when you exit a junction and drive on the wrong side of the road...

or is that just me??

 

[WelshGirl]

........when you can only wear slip-on type shoes because you can longer reach to tie laces!

........when you have to think about where you're parking your car, just so you have enough room to open your door & get out!

.......when you spend all day on B&B 'cos you're on Mat leave!!!! Yay!!!

 

[kiwimama]

............ when your OH becomes known as "the winch" for hoisting you off the sofa/ bed.

 

[PixieKitty]

When all of a sudden you can eat double what your OH does, twice as fast. And then look at his plate sorrowfully as you realize you're STILL hungry.

 

[LongRoadAhead]

....when nobody comes near you cos there scared to death you'll bite their heads off (Blame the hormones)
X

 

[codegirl]

.... when someone kicking you makes you HAPPY!

 

[Nikkinoonoo]

When your belly button sticks out further than your feet!

 

[princess_x0]

When you forget to boil the kettle and drink cold tea..
put butter in the cupboard and marmite in the fridge..
you forget your oh's name..

 

[Novbaby08]

....when you walk into a maternity store and hear a fart, but are clueless as to whether it was you or one of the other pregnant women in the store (and of course nobody says anything)

.....when you get emotional over weird things such as the printer running out of paper

...when you make something to eat, but while its cooking you find something else you want more

....when you can't walk into a McDonalds without spending at least 10 bucks

...when, if someone were to be listening they might think you are fighting off an attacker in your room, when really your just rolling over!

 

[cybermum]

You know your pregnant when :
1.You are exhausted all day but can't drop off and wide awake a 3am !!!
2.You become best friends with you toilet and know every location of every toilet at the mall/shopping centre !!!

3.You have more ups and downs in mood than the Blackpool Big One !!!

 

[PixieKitty]

.... when someone kicking you makes you HAPPY!

Hehe I like that one!

 

[Jkelmum]

When being sick is a good thing

 

[JayleighAnn]

When you get out a cup, milk and cereal and look at OH really oddly when he tells you that you need a bowl

 

[beancounter]

when all of a sudden even complete strangers have 'advice' they are desperate to impart to you

but at least you have an excuse for the physical violence administered as a result of being irritated by this advice.

 

[enigma]

When you could have sworn your feet used to be there.
When people ask how you are and you say fine, but in your head your thinking, how the hell do you think im feeling (maybe thats just me).
When you get these urges to kick your OH in the never regions for doing this to you.

 

[DonnaBallona]

You know you're pregnant when. . .

You cant go ANYWHERE without needing a snack, a wee or a seat (or all 3 at the same time of course)