* You get excited, rather than concerned over a bout of diarrohea
* Horrific back ache makes you take a 2 mile walk rather than paracetemol and a lie down
* Period pains lead to bouncing on a birthing ball or running up and down stairs rather than crying for a hot water ball
* You obsess and carry out cleaning unsure if its nesting or you just want to be nesting, rather than nagging at the other half to get off the sofa to help out
* You jump into bed convinced that its going to happen in the night and are delighted when you're kept awake by back ache, pains and pressure
* Keep your other half constantly informed about the unsightly discharge, plugs and shows that appear in your knickers rather than keeping up the sexy illusion that you're preened and wearing black lacy thongs
* Feel slightly excited when a sneeze, laugh or sudden lurch from baby sends the bladder into overdrive and become a bathroom knicker sniffer for signs of waters
* Remind yourself that contractions will definately hurt yet get the stop watch out every time you have a braxton hicks and convince yourself that you're just excellent at dealing with pain...
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* Horrific back ache makes you take a 2 mile walk rather than paracetemol and a lie down
* Period pains lead to bouncing on a birthing ball or running up and down stairs rather than crying for a hot water ball
* You obsess and carry out cleaning unsure if its nesting or you just want to be nesting, rather than nagging at the other half to get off the sofa to help out
* You jump into bed convinced that its going to happen in the night and are delighted when you're kept awake by back ache, pains and pressure
* Keep your other half constantly informed about the unsightly discharge, plugs and shows that appear in your knickers rather than keeping up the sexy illusion that you're preened and wearing black lacy thongs
* Feel slightly excited when a sneeze, laugh or sudden lurch from baby sends the bladder into overdrive and become a bathroom knicker sniffer for signs of waters
* Remind yourself that contractions will definately hurt yet get the stop watch out every time you have a braxton hicks and convince yourself that you're just excellent at dealing with pain...
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Some odd relationship we have!
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