Dear Stupid ovaries,
You ovaries are dumb! You don't listen to anything you are told. I feed you full of delicious Soy isoflavones and Provera and other Yummies and yet you still refuse to participate!
I don't like you. I don't know why I put in so much effort and you give me nothing in return. Would it be too much trouble to get off your A$$ and do something productive once in a while? I have half a mind to stop talking to you, You are no good for me. This is your last chance bud. Shape up or ship out, My way NO highway option. (seriously, Don't mess with me bud!)
You ovaries are dumb! You don't listen to anything you are told. I feed you full of delicious Soy isoflavones and Provera and other Yummies and yet you still refuse to participate!
I don't like you. I don't know why I put in so much effort and you give me nothing in return. Would it be too much trouble to get off your A$$ and do something productive once in a while? I have half a mind to stop talking to you, You are no good for me. This is your last chance bud. Shape up or ship out, My way NO highway option. (seriously, Don't mess with me bud!)
