condoms!!

sweetsammi

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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the name tag line...............

Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
Tesco condoms- every little helps
Nike condoms- Just do it
Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life
Galaxy condoms- Why have rubber when you can have silk
KFC condoms- Finger licking good
Minstrel condoms- melt in your mouth, not in your hands
Safeway condoms- Lightening the load
Abbey national condoms- because life is complicated enough
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going
Pringle condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms- for a long ride go wild
FCUK condoms- no comment required
Muller light condoms- so much pleasure, but without the pain!
Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick drying condoms- it's dry and waterproof in 30minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Please!!)
Heinekan condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just can not reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Peperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
 

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