Oh god it was awful! I finally attempted to go at 7 days after the section. Its fair to say I was in agony by then.
I went to the bathroom and nothing happened for aaages, then the worst happened - I started but couldnt finish!!! literally was stuck (apologies for tmi!). Its fair to say that I was completely horrified, the brakes had gone on just that little bit too far along so that I was stuck on the loo halfway through the mission. I am quite a private person so having to shout for my OH to please deliver my mobile to me so that I could call for help whilst sat on the loo was mortifying!!
In the end I swallowed my pride (not that there is much dignity left after nurses mopping you up and changing you after a c-section!), called the midwife, explained the dilemma I was in and she said to get glycerin suppositories to whack up there to soften and lubricate so that passing it will be more easy. Cue the second horrifying moment of explaining to OH exactly what the problem was and sending him out to the pharmacy immediately to get the glycerin bullets for me.
After some unpleasant logistical maneouvering (which I wont go into), I managed to get to the situation where I was safe to stand up again, when OH amusedly handed over the emergency bullets, I popped one in and spent 20 minutes pacing around, clenching like mad. After 20 minutes I couldnt take it any more, dashed back to the loo, the bullet worked wonders and the BM progressed easily. A heavenly feeling after being backed up for a week!...Heavenly until the toilet then blocked!!!!