Conversation with a 6 year old

[jenmc226]

Landon: I'm the cutest. Then you, Mom. Then Mallory. Then Daddy.
Me: Really? Well, I think Lucy is the cutest.
Landon: But Lucy is just a kitty!
Me: And you're just a little boy.
Landon: You're just an old woman!

I'm 26, and an old woman

 

[fuffyburra]

LOL charming! at least he complimented you first I guess x x

 

[OnErth&InHvn]

DD1 says the weirdest things too.

One night while eating popcorn chicken...

"hey theres no popcorn in this chicken!"

 

[babyhopesxx]

Kids do say the funniest things don't they

DS1 'mum can i stay up and play my 3DS please?'
Me 'no you need to go to bed, you have school in the morning'
DS1 'pleeeeeeeeease, i'll give you a fiver if you let me stay up'

 

[sabby52]

Awwwww kids are so funny

My 4 year old was having a disagreement with his dad last night and he was starting to get really annoyed, suddenly he jumped of the floor and said
" Daddy you better stop annoying me or I will delete you" !!!!

He has heard me talk about people on fb annoying me and how I was going to delete them lmao

 

[amotherslove]

my niece sleepwalks and she came in the livingroom te other night and the following conversation happened:
my sister: jaz, go back to bed
jaz: i can't i have to go to school
sister: it's 4 am, go back to bed
jaz: i can't go to bed, i have to go to BED!

impeccable logic there kiddo

 

[ilove3baby]

Hahaha kids are so funny.....Ayla was running around crying for my brothers phone, screaming her head off and I said, "Ayla stop that" and she says "Then just tell your brother to give me his phone and I will stop"

 

[17thy]

Hahaha kids are so funny.....Ayla was running around crying for my brothers phone, screaming her head off and I said, "Ayla stop that" and she says "Then just tell your brother to give me his phone and I will stop"

Isn't that just the exact logic of all children hahaha! Well I'll stop if you give me what I want duh!

 

[ilove3baby]

Hahaha kids are so funny.....Ayla was running around crying for my brothers phone, screaming her head off and I said, "Ayla stop that" and she says "Then just tell your brother to give me his phone and I will stop"

Isn't that just the exact logic of all children hahaha! Well I'll stop if you give me what I want duh!

Haha I know! They think they are sooo slick!