Facebook Funny :)

[Laura2919]

I thought we could do our own little Facebook Status thread.

It doesnt have to be about being single, cheating ex's, it can be anything in general. I thought it would be nice to see what we think from one day to the next.

Here's mine for today

Here's to all the real men out there, Boys play house, Men build homes, Boys shack up, Men get married, Boys make babies, Men raise children. When a boy won't raise his own children A man will raise them, Boys invent excuses for failure & Men produce strategies for success. Boys look for somebody to take care of them, Men look for someone to take care of. Boys seek popularity Men demand respect and know how to give it


Whats yours?

 

[Mally01]

Thought of the day:
Definition of Innocence: Would that be a Nun working in condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice?

 

[Laura2919]

thats wicked!! Sleeping bags for mice

 

[Ginger84]

Ginger84 is not looking for a relationship but a bit of fun would be nice!

 

[babydue2011]

Here's to all the real men out there, Boys play house, Men build homes, Boys shack up, Men get married, Boys make babies, Men raise children. When a boy won't raise his own children A man will raise them, Boys invent excuses for failure & Men produce strategies for success. Boys look for somebody to take care of them, Men look for someone to take care of. Boys seek popularity Men demand respect and know how to give it

I love this one ...

 

[Laura2919]

Ive just deleted FOB from facebook. go me...

 

[Ginger84]

Ive just deleted FOB from facebook. go me...

LIKE!

im not friends with FOB on FB either

 

[Rhio92]

Ive just deleted FOB from facebook. go me...

LIKE!

im not friends with FOB on FB either

I deleted FOB, his family, and anyone associated with them yesterday!

 

[Laura2919]

I am happy with that. Think I did the right thing, still have his family though because I normally get on with them

 

[Mally01]

Ha! FOB still has ME blocked on Facebook?? but has my brother as a friend, go figure.

 

[Laura2919]

I still have FOB's dad, sister, aunty, cousins and uncles.. Just not him the dickhead. He posted a status on his BB yesterday of a picture of his new girlfriend saying 'this is what I want f**k you all' lol.. I thought how disrespectful and my sister came round to pick my niece up and she said why do you have him on FB? Your not friends, so I deleted him. It was definitely a good choice. I am fed up of him and his disrespectful self.

 

[xSophieBx]

^^ How bloody childish of him. Glad you've deleted him, you'll be much happier now!! xx

 

[Laura2919]

 

[xSophieBx]

What does his girlfriend see in him? Ugh I would not like a man like that!

 

[Laura2919]

What does his girlfriend see in him? Ugh I would not like a man like that!

Because he is nice at first, does all the right things, says all the right things.. Its only when things become normal for him, like sex doesnt happen as often and life becomes 'boring' that he starts to change, texts other women, starts to act like your more like his slave than his girlfriend. Oh yeah he is so lovely and charming now. Its funny because I know him so well he forgets that. 6 years with someone tends to be like that. I know him inside out.

When he came to drop the twins back last night I was walking into the living room and I said to him 'its not like your needed for anything' and he replied 'thats why I left' so I said 'No, you left cos you think the grass is greener but when the honeymoon becomes normality and you realise how much you have missed of your girls you'll be more than sorry' he just replied 'yeah ok' but its true and I know he knows it too.

He comes in my house and he thinks that its ok to talk about the situation. I was sort of darting from every room trying to find dummies, pyjama's, picking up the dirty clothes and I am mid argument with that tool.

It was a relief when he left.. In future I am just going to tell him I dont want to talk about his personal life and if he wishes to discuss it he can stand outside and discuss it with my windows!

 

[babydue2011]

What does his girlfriend see in him? Ugh I would not like a man like that!

Because he is nice at first, does all the right things, says all the right things.. Its only when things become normal for him, like sex doesnt happen as often and life becomes 'boring' that he starts to change, texts other women, starts to act like your more like his slave than his girlfriend. Oh yeah he is so lovely and charming now. Its funny because I know him so well he forgets that. 6 years with someone tends to be like that. I know him inside out.

When he came to drop the twins back last night I was walking into the living room and I said to him 'its not like your needed for anything' and he replied 'thats why I left' so I said 'No, you left cos you think the grass is greener but when the honeymoon becomes normality and you realise how much you have missed of your girls you'll be more than sorry' he just replied 'yeah ok' but its true and I know he knows it too.

He comes in my house and he thinks that its ok to talk about the situation. I was sort of darting from every room trying to find dummies, pyjama's, picking up the dirty clothes and I am mid argument with that tool.

It was a relief when he left.. In future I am just going to tell him I dont want to talk about his personal life and if he wishes to discuss it he can stand outside and discuss it with my windows!

if he wishes to discuss it he can stand outside and discuss it with my windows too funny!

The beginning part sounds just like my ex... with him for 3 years and know him better then he knows himsself. they will realize one day the grass inst greener on the other side and well by that it will be too late.. because we will be stronger then ever and have moved on!

my ex has me blocked on FB

 

[Laura2919]

He just came here cos he had to pick up his books and we didnt discuss anything at all apart from the dog cos he took her to the vet for me for her checkup so I didnt have to drag the twins with me. Its actually nice to sit down and not be angry cos we havent discussed anything.

 

[littlekitten8]

Hehe love this. I blocked my ex on facebook and yet he still has my brothers girlfriend on there! Who feeds back to me what the dickhead is up to anyway!

 

[Laura2919]

Hehe love this. I blocked my ex on facebook and yet he still has my brothers girlfriend on there! Who feeds back to me what the dickhead is up to anyway!

Doesnt that just bloody annoy you?
I have numerous people telling me they have seen FOB and I am like ohh I must be the lucky one.. Hehe (my mum told me to say it ) even my sister..
She said this morning he put a sad status on BB and she thinks the GF dumped him. I couldnt care less but I think he was ill and thats what it was about cos when I called him about the dog he was in the Drs. It doesnt bother me that they are together, I dont want him so someones gotta.. Just wish people would just leave off and stop telling me like its my business. Mind you he loves it, he wants people to think I am mental.

 

[babydue2011]

Here's to all the real men out there, Boys play house, Men build homes, Boys shack up, Men get married, Boys make babies, Men raise children. When a boy won't raise his own children A man will raise them, Boys invent excuses for failure & Men produce strategies for success. Boys look for somebody to take care of them, Men look for someone to take care of. Boys seek popularity Men demand respect and know how to give it

I really like this saying and actually put it as my FB status today.. with the news i have just found out i need something to keep me strong. Here is to a new day and taking things one day at a time. just wanted to say Thank you for sharing this