pumpkin86
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To all ttc'ers out there who've been trying for a while now..just wanted to share some funny tips I took from "Naomi" blog..something to laugh about while we go through this road..
" Always get a negative pregnancy test? Have you ever seen two lines on a pee stick? Here are some helpful ways to achieve your BFP.
1.Draw on the second line yourself. Both marker and pen will work. Then show your husband the exciting news!
2.Cross your eyes until your sight becomes blurry and you actually see a second line.
3.Get a pregnant lady to pee on your stick.
4.Sneak into a pregnant ladys house and stick your pregnancy test in her leftover urine on the toilet seat.
5.Urinate following your HCG trigger shot (the hormone in the shot will actually produce two lines) and this will make you very happy.
6.Close your eyes when looking at the results and just assume its positive.
7.Stick the pee test in a glass of apple juice. The defective pregnancy stick could mean you are pregnant.
8.Pee on two sticks for two lines.
9.Ask a blind person to read you the results.
10.Buy your pregnancy test from an online store called yourpregnancytestwillbepositive.com.
11.Try to buy the Octomoms old pregnancy test off eBay.
12.Or just look through the trash in your fertility clinics bathroom until you find a positive test. Note: you might have to wait weeks for this "
" Always get a negative pregnancy test? Have you ever seen two lines on a pee stick? Here are some helpful ways to achieve your BFP.
1.Draw on the second line yourself. Both marker and pen will work. Then show your husband the exciting news!
2.Cross your eyes until your sight becomes blurry and you actually see a second line.
3.Get a pregnant lady to pee on your stick.
4.Sneak into a pregnant ladys house and stick your pregnancy test in her leftover urine on the toilet seat.
5.Urinate following your HCG trigger shot (the hormone in the shot will actually produce two lines) and this will make you very happy.
6.Close your eyes when looking at the results and just assume its positive.
7.Stick the pee test in a glass of apple juice. The defective pregnancy stick could mean you are pregnant.
8.Pee on two sticks for two lines.
9.Ask a blind person to read you the results.
10.Buy your pregnancy test from an online store called yourpregnancytestwillbepositive.com.
11.Try to buy the Octomoms old pregnancy test off eBay.
12.Or just look through the trash in your fertility clinics bathroom until you find a positive test. Note: you might have to wait weeks for this "
haha x thanks for sharing x
