pettenoir
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After being by his wife's side through antenatal classes, labour and delivery and wanting to be as sympathetic as possible. a proud new dad took his wife's hand and said emotionally:
"Tell me how it was darling, how it actually felt to give birth?"
"OK honey", his wife replied. "Smile as hard as you can".
Beaming down at his wife, the man followed her instructions. "That's not hard", he remarked.
She continued, "Now stick a finger in each corner of your mouth."
He obeyed, smiling broadly.
"Now stretch your lips as far as they'll go", she went on.
"Still not too tough", he remarked.
"Right" she snapped. "Now pull them over your head".
"Tell me how it was darling, how it actually felt to give birth?"
"OK honey", his wife replied. "Smile as hard as you can".
Beaming down at his wife, the man followed her instructions. "That's not hard", he remarked.
She continued, "Now stick a finger in each corner of your mouth."
He obeyed, smiling broadly.
"Now stretch your lips as far as they'll go", she went on.
"Still not too tough", he remarked.
"Right" she snapped. "Now pull them over your head".
