tasha41
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive. So, I took her to a gas station... And that's how the
fight started.
- - -
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95 I told her the beer
would make her look better at night than the cold cream... And
that's how the fight started.
- - -
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home
and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I
opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver
hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social
Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your
pants. You might have gotten disability, too'... And that's how
the fight started.
- - -
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at
a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed,
'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'... And that's how the fight started.
- - -
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He
said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for
herself'... And that's how the fight started.
expensive. So, I took her to a gas station... And that's how the
fight started.
- - -
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95 I told her the beer
would make her look better at night than the cold cream... And
that's how the fight started.
- - -
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's
license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home
and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I
opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver
hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social
Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your
pants. You might have gotten disability, too'... And that's how
the fight started.
- - -
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at
a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed,
'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been
sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'... And that's how the fight started.
- - -
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my
order first. 'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.' He
said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for
herself'... And that's how the fight started.
Hope you enjoyed that one girls, it's been slow with the posts in here lately!
