Humorous thread "why do babies ...."

[horseybird]

Just to make people smile:

Why do babies wait until you have just changed their nappy then poo?
Stop crying the instant you get in the doctors room
Make you look stupid by acting completely differently at Grandparents houses!

Add your own!!

 

[_Meep_]

Why do babies always start displaying the exact symptoms of the condition you just Googled?

Why do they refuse their dinner, then come running up to you like a starved orphan as soon as you try to eat your own plate of the SAME FOOD?

Why do babies fail to sleep all day then fall into a blissful slumber as soon as Daddy arrives home and holds them for one second?

Why? WHY???

 

[kellyc1987]

why do babies never do that thing that you've just told everyone they can do?

 

[aknqtpie]

Why do babies start fussing to be held/nursed as soon as breakfast/lunch/dinner/snacks are ready?

 

[Beanonorder]

Why do babies sleep late on work days but wake up at 5am on the weekend...

 

[citrusfruit]

Wake up as soon as you make a cup of tea!

 

[Take2]

Treat you like a walking talking napkin the day you decide to wear something white!

 

[CormacksGirl]

Why do babies sleep late on work days but wake up at 5am on the weekend...

Sadly they never grow out of this one

 

[apple_20]

Ignore their expensive toys in favour of playing with things that are either free (plastic bottles), dangerous (why do they love wires so much) or their elder siblings (there's only so much patience a 3 year old has.

 

[k4th]

Wind perfectly in daylight hours.... But come that 3am feed will not burp for eternity!!!!

 

[zebbed89]

Why do babies do a poo you start changing them thinking they are done which means they poo mid change or straight in the new nappy!x

 

[hanni]

Ignore their expensive toys in favour of playing with things that are either free (plastic bottles), dangerous (why do they love wires so much) or their elder siblings (there's only so much patience a 3 year old has.

This!! Nothing keeps my son content for longer than the tv remote 😧

 

[rwhite]

Vomit on their clothes as soon as you go to change their bib

 

[JumpingIn]

Stop doing the amusing thing they're doing the moment you force daddy to stop what he's doing immediately to come and have a look

 

[Kristalebear1]

Insist that they must sleep on mommy and she cant put them in the crib even if done ever so gently, but daddy can and has no issues, no waking, and no problems!

 

[Fizzyfefe]

Why do they keep perfectly still until you try to take a picture, and then every single one comes out blurry because they are trying to grab the camera or kick their feet or wave their hands?

 

[k4th]

Wait for you to change out of your pj's and into today's nice, clean outfit before throwing up on you??

And then save a bit in their mouth to spit up after you've got changed???

Eta: I should have kept my mouth shut. Today was a poop explosion on my pj's

 

[sil]

Why do babies/my baby sleep a 4 hour stretch 4-8 pm when I'm awake and then wake up every 1-2 hours for the night?

 

[hlynne]

Why do babies/my baby sleep a 4 hour stretch 4-8 pm when I'm awake and then wake up every 1-2 hours for the night?

I do not understand this at all! No matter if my son has slept a 3,4,6,7 hour stretch, I will never get more than 2 hours after he wakes. So frustrating.