It's Valentines and my kid is cockblocking me

[aliss]

Who else is in my club??

 

[LulaBug]

Cockblocking??? What the heck is that?

 

[queenlavera]

Same story here, boy won't stop crying for attention and being super hard to get to nap. Nothing going on for this v-day. First time ever

 

[Sarahkka]

My husband is on night shift, so his work is cockblocking me. But my son holds his own corner on the ol'cockblock. As I think sleep is the new sex, I'm not overly fussed.

 

[Avalanche]

Brilliant

 

[Armywife84]

The fact that we have to baby dance every other day around ovulation because of his poorly sperm is cockblocking me. We had yesterday, so none today.

 

[JASMAK]

work is cockblocking us! Funny thing though. Hubby bought me roses, and then he wrote on his FB that "BJ's to men are like roses to women". I wrote, "too bad you work until midnight...maybe next year..."

 

[TaylorsMummyx]

I cockblocked myself been badly on the loo all night lol

 

[Laura2919]

My single status cockblocked me.

 

[Dragonfly]

OMG LOL never heard it called that we call ours "the penis alarm" lol

 

[charlotte-xo]

Alfie cock blocked us last night too xx

 

[Mummy2B21]

We was also cockblocked don't help LO sleeping in our bed lol