mommy43
isabel's mummy
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A mother was out walking with her 4 year old daughter.
The daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
The mother took the item away from her daughter and asked her not to do that.
"Why?" the daughter asked.
"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" the mother replied.
At this point, the daughter looked at her with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy."
They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but the daughter was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" the mother replied back with a big smile on her face
A mother was out walking with her 4 year old daughter.
The daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
The mother took the item away from her daughter and asked her not to do that.
"Why?" the daughter asked.
"Because it's been laying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs" the mother replied.
At this point, the daughter looked at her with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mummy Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mummy."
They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but the daughter was evidently pondering this new information.
"OH...I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly" the mother replied back with a big smile on her face
