Just Some Of The Dumb Things ....

[Imi]

My OH has come out with today i could bloody swing for him at times, others i just look at him in complete amazement! ...

1) Do we start potty training maddie soon

2) How do you know its your mums birthday tomorrow

3) I think you look cute when you waddle

Comment from me :
" Someone been in the front garden the gate is open after i closed it last night"

He said:

" How do you know it's open?"

FFS gimme a break
xxx

 

[Jo]

@potty training
Sound like you are in for a good day hun

 

[Suz]

At least he is thinking hun!

 

[Helen]

Bless him!

D'ya think he's coming out with pregnancy brain in sympathy? They say blokes sometimes get symptoms when their partner is PG.

 

[Imi]

Hum then all i can say is i've been PG for a bloody long time lmfao!

He's come out with even more since!

1) Do we need baby wipes or can you just use tissue?

2) Why is asda always so full of people shopping?

I buy car shampoo to do the cars with today, he comes out with ...

I'll take the car through the car wash tomorrow .... ARRRGGHHHHH

 

[Jo]

Has he had a bit too much sun????

 

[Imi]

Would you belive he really is that dippy??

Latley he got worse though, if i had a quid for every dumb thing that came outta his mouth i'd be a millionaire by the end of the year i really would!

xxx

 

[Suz]

I hope your little baby will take after you then.....

 

[Imi]

Me too ... or it will be potty trained by 8mths wiping its ass with tissue

I mean REALLY!
xxx

 

[Suz]

 

[Wobbles]

Awwwww poor Gav

Well I've met Gav hes lovely you meanies lol

Bubs that takes after Gav - Calm, polite, pleasant ... ok occasionally dippy it seems lol

Bubs that takes after Imi - Hmmmm lol I will leave you all to that one



Number 3 is quite cute though Imi Bless you both

Now bring Gav on to tell us your dippy stuff One thing that confirms I am PG is the fact I am REALLY dippy! I won;t go into everything I did yesterday

 

[Jo]

One thing that confirms I am PG is the fact I am REALLY dippy! I won;t go into everything I did yesterday

You can't just leave it at that, we need details of dippyness

 

[Wobbles]

I'm just really dippy/clumsy

I was putting my office chair together an dropped the screws & spanner thing at least 15 times. Theres only 4 screws to go in lol

Burnt my hand on the cooker badly last night

In Tesco lost OH although he was right infront of me apparantly

Dropping stuff all the time

 

[Jo]

Deffo PG doziness

Hope your hands ok though hun

The amount of times I lost stuff/dropped stuff, injured myself
and it hasn't got anybetter

 

[Wobbles]

OH said I'm a dippy anyway but I'm worse if pg

Cheeky f'er lol

Hands ok just a big red mark so far but a little sore

 

[Helen]

Blimey Wobbles! I hate to tell you but it gets worse the longer time goes on. You're gonna be a total spanner by 9 months

 

[ablaze]

it doesnt ease off after uve had the baby either!!!! u go 4m baby brain 2 mummy brain!!! mummy brain is worse llf!!!

 

[Wobbles]

LMAO Thanks Helen

Safer to touch & do nothing then if this sticks

 

[Jo]

yep, just sit staring into space, that way nothing can happen!!!!

 

[Arcanegirl]

But a piece of ceiling could fall if you sit in one place