labor and birth predictions

[pocahontas35]

I just went to this site and had this prediction made about my labor and birth of my baby.

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

What are your predictions?

go to pregnancyandbaby.com and click on labor and birth, then madam zirinsky's predictions.

 

[vickilouise]

he day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 7 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and some very fine hair.

I JUST GOT THAT PREDICTION HAHA

 

[tj1980]

The day you deliver, outside will be slightly overcast. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some blond hair.

That's my prediction. How great? I may have some explaining to do to my husband about where the blonde hair genes came from!!!!!

 

[Jayne]

The day you deliver, outside will be breezy. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and be almost bald.

 

[Mervs Mum]

I'm having a 20 inch, 8lb 2oz, boy with dark hair and blue eyes....... hope its right!

 

[Vivanco]

The day you deliver, outside will be breezy. Your baby will arrive in the evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 8 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and be almost bald.

Same here the blue eyes might take some explaining to dad (he is black) but stranger things have happened!!!

Mervs mum** Me to really want a boy!!! (11 lbs 2 is a bit extreame tho)

 

[Mervs Mum]

Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and be almost bald.

Mervs mum** Me to really want a boy!!! (11 lbs 2 is a bit extreame tho)

Jeeeezzzz

Thats gonna smart a bit....

 

[Belle]

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the early evening.

After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 21-1/2 inches long. This child will have green eyes and some blond hair.

But there is more. I sense that you feel somewhat alone. Have faith; you are not alone.

god this is soooo exciting these predictions are so spot on with my last except obviously him being a boy! i really think i'm havin a girl!

 

[maybebaby]

Ok, here is mine:

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some very fine hair.

But there is more. I sense that you have thought about labor in the water. You ask yourself, "Why do women find it helpful?" I think you should look here to find out more.

 

[maybebaby]

Of course, it's bunk. I entered the exact same info again, and this is what I got:

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 2 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and be almost bald.

But there is more. I sense that you are feeling some stress. This is very normal. However, I would like to suggest that you try some of these methods to pamper yourself a bit.

 

[coccyx]

Don't think mine is right!!!. Born at night.... having a daytime csection, girl with blonde hair and blue eyes..... know we are having a boy and me and oh are dark eyes and dark hair Good fun though

 

[Ann-Marie]

Same here the blue eyes might take some explaining to dad (he is black) but stranger things have happened!!!

I was waiting for someone to say they were predicted blonde hair blue eyes... and that Mum and Dad were black

I need to have a go now

 

[Ann-Marie]

The day you deliver, outside will be blustery. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 6 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and a lot of hair.

But there is more. I get the impression that there is something in your life that is not yet settled. Something about... something about a name? Ah -- a baby name.

 

[ColtonsMom]

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in wee hours of the morning .

After a labor lasting approximately 3 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and some very fine hair.

Well.. lets see..
"rainy outside".. theres a 30% chance of rain that day.. the last time I looked.
"wee hours of the morning" .. very possible since my induction is starting at 4pm on Wednesday, and I was told I would probably give birth on Thursday.
"3 hour labor".. HAHA! yeah right! my mom's labor with me was 15.5 hours! pff.
"a boy".. definitally true!
"6lbs 13 oz".. definitally NOT true! My U/S said 7lbs 9oz over a week ago.. he's going to be more like 8.5lbs.
"blue eyes".. could be.. OH's are beautifully blue.
"very fine hair".. doubt it.. it looked pretty think on the U/S.. but who knows?

 

[elles28]

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive at night.

After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have green eyes and some very fine hair.

But there is more. I sense that you wonder if you will have a difficult time during labor and birth. Why don't you go listen to an actual birth? It may give you some encouragement!

LOL!!

 

[the_hug]

This is mine...will have to wait and see if it is true.

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the morning.

After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 19 inches long. This child will have hazel eyes and be completely bald.

 

[Mervs Mum]

Here's mine......

The day you deliver, you wont give a flying fandango what the weather is like. Your baby will arrive when its good and ready.

After a labor lasting what feels like a lifetime your child, a baby, will be born. Your baby will feel like it weighs about 8 stone, 11 lbs, and feel like it measures about 29.5 inches wide - the same as an average basketball. This child will be covered in gunge and screaming but you'll be ecstatic.

But there is more. I sense that you wonder if you will have a difficult time during labor and birth. Why don't you go listen to an actual birth? It may make you wonder why the hell you ever let him and that 'thing' near you....

Mmmmmmm.....

 

[Ann-Marie]

Here's mine......

The day you deliver, you wont give a flying fandango what the weather is like. Your baby will arrive when its good and ready.

After a labor lasting what feels like a lifetime your child, a baby, will be born. Your baby will feel like it weighs about 8 stone, 11 lbs, and feel like it measures about 29.5 inches wide - the same as an average basketball. This child will be covered in gunge and screaming but you'll be ecstatic.

But there is more. I sense that you wonder if you will have a difficult time during labor and birth. Why don't you go listen to an actual birth? It may make you wonder why the hell you ever let him and that 'thing' near you....

Mmmmmmm.....

You made that up !!!!!!

 

[Mervs Mum]

You made that up !!!!!!

Who? Me?....

 

[Vivanco]

Here's mine......

The day you deliver, you wont give a flying fandango what the weather is like. Your baby will arrive when its good and ready.

After a labor lasting what feels like a lifetime your child, a baby, will be born. Your baby will feel like it weighs about 8 stone, 11 lbs, and feel like it measures about 29.5 inches wide - the same as an average basketball. This child will be covered in gunge and screaming but you'll be ecstatic.

But there is more. I sense that you wonder if you will have a difficult time during labor and birth. Why don't you go listen to an actual birth? It may make you wonder why the hell you ever let him and that 'thing' near you....

Mmmmmmm.....

HHHhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!