Let's lighten the mood- Funny TTC Stories!

[mrswilsey]

Anyone have any funny TTC stories?

I'll start...

One day while prepping to do an OPK test, i left the bathroom door cracked. Big mistake. My dogs came flying in chasing each other, slammed into my cup, sending my cup of pee flying against the wall. I jumped up to grab them and ended up falling on my rear cuz my pants werent even up yet. I was mad but i couldnt help but laugh!

 

[mummy2lola]

Ok here we go.....last month after getting a pos opk,I told my dh we HAD to go to bed.he was exhausted but agreed.after starting,the dog decided to come in and start licking his bum cheek,trying to ignore it he carried on to get the job done,but the faster he was going the faster the dog was licking so we got her out the room,tried to get back onto it but both burst out laughing.I was laughing so hard I was crying,not realizing that dh had stopped moving completely.when I asked wot he was doing he told me he liked the feel of it inside when I was laughing which made me laugh even more....and he finished through the convultions.if I'd got a bfp from that it wouldn't have been through making love lol xx

 

[keyahopes]

lol lol lol!!! can't stop laughing

 

[notquitesure]

I've POAS early in the morning, gone back to bed for a couple of hours with the BFN test by the side of the bed (just to check it's still BFN everytime I open my eyes !), woke up and stuck the test in my mouth thinking it was my thermometer !!!

 

[mrswilsey]

HAHAHAHA! OMG those are great!

 

[wannabeprego]

LOL, those are very funny and cute stories ladies!!


Laughter is one of the few things keeping me sane during the 2WW....

 

[JessieOwl]

Ok here we go.....last month after getting a pos opk,I told my dh we HAD to go to bed.he was exhausted but agreed.after starting,the dog decided to come in and start licking his bum cheek,trying to ignore it he carried on to get the job done,but the faster he was going the faster the dog was licking so we got her out the room,tried to get back onto it but both burst out laughing.I was laughing so hard I was crying,not realizing that dh had stopped moving completely.when I asked wot he was doing he told me he liked the feel of it inside when I was laughing which made me laugh even more....and he finished through the convultions.if I'd got a bfp from that it wouldn't have been through making love lol xx

Oh My God. Laughing so much right now! That's made my day!

 

[mummy2lola]

Lol I still laugh at the thought of it,I just burst into fits of giggles on buses and everything xx

 

[MissFox]

My dog is NOTORIOUS for jumping into bed while DF and I

 

[Braven05]

Hahaha, good idea! I posted this a couple of weeks ago, but its very appropriate here. I have kind of been keeping it to myself how much of a poas addict I am, so that OH doesn't think I'm crazy. I was wrapping up the little packets that the ICs come in, in toilet paper and putting them in the bathroom trash. He never takes the trash out, so I didn't think I had to worry about it. Well we went to bed one night and left the dog out of the bedroom, and got up a little while later to use the bathroom. OH goes in and says all of a sudden, "Aspen (our dog), where did you get these pregnancy tests from??" She had pulled a bunch out and ate the toilet paper from around them and left the packets on the floor. I was mortified...darn dog lol

 

[lisaf]

These stories are AWESOME

I just dropped my pee cup once and splashed pee everwhere... luckily my Bvits make it super bright yellow so I was able to clean it up easily!
Also once had some pee on the outside of my test, then snapped the cover on... and the pee splashed up in my face... and even worse, I did it again to see if thats really what happened because I didn't quite believe it!

 

[tallybee]

These stories are great ladies! I too have been trying to keep the poas addiction under wraps as it were lol. I take the rubbish out a lot these days!

 

[CLH_X3]

As i work 6 days a week, In my drawer at work i have a little (BIG) stash of OPKS, well it come to my regular testing time leading up to do a OPK, so i took my Pee glass and a OPK to the toliet, its a small room with one toilet not one with loads of toilets in, well I dropped my Iphone in the toilet before i used it!! rushed to get it out... i then dryed it under the dryer and turnt it off and left it as i couldnt do anything i then peed in the glass as i thought i might as well still do my opk, dipped my stick put it aside, picked up the glass to chuck it and dropped the glass it smashed and pee went everywere i thought *sh*t* cleaned up the pee then picked up all the glass, i was in the toilet for over 20 minutes.... and was not a happy bunny when i come out ...
lucky when i turned my iphone on the following morning it was fine!

 

[CLH_X3]

These stories are great ladies! I too have been trying to keep the poas addiction under wraps as it were lol. I take the rubbish out a lot these days!

I hide all the wrappers in my pants and sock drawer at home, I thought i better get rid of all the wrappers the other day and i had 48 wrappers in there !! and that was only one cycle !

 

[babyhopes2010]

lol this thread is great.
Last month after reading its good to put ur legs up after dtd so i decided to put my legs up against the headboard.Pushing my bum as high up as i could get it mean while dh comes in and smerks telling me to pose so i did a exagerated pose for a laugh and ended up ass over tit on the floor,it really wasnt the most attract thing you ever see. My Husband still chuckles everytime put me legs up after dtd.lol

 

[mrswilsey]

lol this thread is great.
Last month after reading its good to put ur legs up after dtd so i decided to put my legs up against the headboard.Pushing my bum as high up as i could get it mean while dh comes in and smerks telling me to pose so i did a exagerated pose for a laugh and ended up ass over tit on the floor,it really wasnt the most attract thing you ever see. My Husband still chuckles everytime put me legs up after dtd.lol

HAHA!! i usually just put a pillow under me but i tried this last night for the first time and DH almost died laughing! he thought it was hilarious. He actually went and bought me a video camera to record these crazy TTC incidents we have. theyre pretty funny.

 

[wannabeprego]

I can so relate to some of your stories ladies... I spilled a cup of pee on the bathroom floor once too... I also am guilty of hiding my old used HPT's from DH by hiding them in the garbadge underneath crumbled up tissue paper... I dont want him to know just how obsessed I am with getting prego out of fear he will think i am off my rocker... LOL..... I also have gone through like about 30 HPT's in only one month cycle of testing....... TTC has really made me into a crazy women... I have hid just how many HPT's I buy from DH too....

 

[letshaveababy]

Hahaha you guys made me laugh SOO hard!!

The second I have a funny TTC story I'm posting it on here!!

 

[hotmamax3]

Oh wow. Too much fun! Thanks for the laughs!

 

[MrS. MaBrEy]

i am totally guilty of POASing in public restrooms to not have to answer for the tests in the trash at home...so i went to walmart, went in the bathroom and POAS;d...BFN...i trashed it in the little can in the room...and in comes the cleaning lady swearing while im washing my hands on the phone with her someone.."stupid hussy's cant even wait until they get home to see if they are pregnant...if the werent out screwing around at all hours of the night..."etc. etc. lol i bet half the sticks she pulls are from ttcers like me hiding the evidence!!!