"Mama! Dildo! Mama!" *

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"Mama! Dildo! Mama! says my 14 month old son running through the playground filled with 20-30 people, adults glaring at me and nervously glancing at their older children, praying that they don't ask "Mommy what's a dildo?".

Apparently his pronunciation of the word "turtle" is a little off (there was a turtle statue at the playground)!