OH does not make milk :P

[twobecome3]

I forgot to share this when it happened, figured you might get a kick out of it. maybe a month or so ago OH had his shirt off so LO could snuggle up to his fuzzy chest. he wasn't really paying attention and all of a sudden she latched onto his nipple



anyone had this happen?? also has anyone seen the family guy where stewie latches on to peter?

 

[Tess.ie]

Hahahaha brilliant oh very rarely has his top off so Chloe has never tried to latch on, but now she has discovered his chest hair and she loves to tug it!! He is not so impressed lol.

 

[lemongrass]

My baby rolled in bed and tried to latch on. I've never seen my husband jump so quick!

 

[superfrizbee]

That's hilarious me and DH have joked about that family guy episode a few times!

 

[missk1989]

My lo has never tried to latch onto oh but does like stroking his hairy chest. He has recently started pulling down the top of other women though! only those wearing low cut tops where cleavage is visable. I pissed myself laughing last time he did it to my grandads 80year old gf!

 

[twobecome3]

yes she loves the warm fuzzy

 

[Bunanie]

DH had his shirt off and was holding DD across his lap (almost in a bf position)

DD saw his nipples and started to get excited, like shallow quick breaths, licking lips and tongue out trying to latch on, too bad she couldn't reach otherwise I would've wet my pants laughing.....

He's never had his shirt off while holding her ever since

 

[Emerald87]

Hehe DH has been latched onto twice! We did a lot of skin-to-skin in the early days and LO was rooting. Needless to say she found a nipple - just not a functioning one

 

[AC1987]

omg!! too funny! when LO was younger she'd latch onto anything and anyone lol even shirts.. it used to embarrass my DH

 

[Feronia]

Haha! Right after DD was born and DH was doing some skin to skin with her, she tried to latch him. (I was out of the tub delivering the placenta.) Now that I think about it, it seems as though she did the breast crawl... just on the wrong person.

Then a few weeks ago DD tried to wake me up for boob but I was out cold, so she wiggled her way over to DH and latched onto his arm! He woke me up right away and said "feed this baby."

 

[Kellen]

Our LO one has tried to latch onto DH, but he is too hairy and she gets upset by all of his chest hair and pouts. She will latch on to his upper arm though.

 

[rose.]

Ha this happened to us too!! Luckily DH realised before Alfie took a big suck ha ha

 

[Bevziibubble]

Haha, so cute! My LO actually got really upset the first time she saw my DH's nipples! She did used to try and latch onto his nose when she was a newborn though!

 

[cococobain]

^Lol, LO did the same to OH's nose. I have a picture of her trying to suck on it while he tries to dry her after her first bath. Silly babies!

I laughed hard at all these posts. Now I can't stop seeing Stewie pulling a nipple hair out of his mouth, ughhhhhh.

 

[SpotlessMind]

Hahahahahahaha these stories are killing me laughing!

 

[MetalMaiden]

haha thats cute!! my lo tries to latch to DF's bicep lol we joke that he makes pimp juice (its so dumb but its entertaining ) it doesn't take her long to get a hickey going! we laughed for 30 seconds to a minute and there was already a mark hahaha

 

[IrelandsOwn]

My daughter gave MIL a hickey on her upper arm trying to latch on. Awkward!

 

[Feronia]

I brought up this thread with DH today, and I actually heard the full story today about what happened right after DD was born. Apparently when I was out of the tub delivering the placenta, one of my midwives noticed she was rooting when doing skin-to-skin with DH and said that he could just let her suck. He replied "oh, I'm man enough to let a baby suck on my nipple if that's what is needed."

 

[Evansangel]

This reminds me of when my daughter was asleep with her elbows bent and my son who was next to her turned his head and latched onto her elbow

 

[Emerald87]

I have a hickey on my shoulder where my LO latched on the other day