OK so before i found the "abbreviation" thread i thought.......

[weebooda]

........ok well my automatic brain reaction/what i read the abbreviations as before i knew what they actually meant.......(some are stupid some arent so stupid!)

AF - Atrial fibrillation (i was dead worried reading about so many women having AF....me being a bit ignorant about pregnancy in general was going WHOA is this normal!?!??)

BFN - Big F*****g Nipples
BFP - Big F*****g Penis
BBs - BB guns!? what do people want BB guns in pregnancy for!?
BM - Bowel Movement...hang on, people feed their babies.....bowel movement? that cant be right.....

DP - Dumb Partner (or the other meaning of "DP" lol afterall we ARE on the internet.....double penetra....n/m)
DPO - Drug Prevention Order (wow a lotta peeps with drug probs....oops)
DS - Nintendo DS...people talk to their DS and try to explain to it where babies come from?

ET - Extra-terrestrial...must be having an alien

FIL - F*****g Incompetent Lout
FOB - Foecal occult blood (how can poo-blood test be an idiot?)

HSG - Huge saggy gonads
HB - Haemoglobin - how can you hear haemoglobin?!

IC - Idiotic c***
IB - Irritable bowel

TIA - Transient Ischaemic Attack (oh god dont tell me this is another pregnancy thing!)
TWW - tiny wee willy

Um yeah my brain tends to jump to ridiculous conclusions before considering more likely possibilities........now it keeps reading these abbreviations as ^^ above duh......someone smack me

 

[Mrs_A]

Ha ha - I actually like how your brain works, especially what you put for BFP & BFN!!!!!

 

[Camlet]

Hahahaa I know this is an old post but it realy did make me lol love it!!

 

[Cara89]

Ahahahahahahahaha. Omg! This made me LOL pretty hardcore!