You know youve become a TTC/charting obsessive when:
1. You sneak taking your temperature under the doona in the morning & read the output by the light of your mobile phone
2. When you dont get the temperature you like, you take it again, reasoning that your mouth was open, you were overheated, etc. Then you take again & again, averaging out the results, while you lie still in bed bursting to pee
3. You figure if you make your way slowly to the toilet in the morning, that wont raise your temperature too much, so you take it again. Hell why not sit on the loo with the thermometer in your mouth!
4. Those special morning cuddles have to wait until the temperature has been taken
5. Then, if its still low, you jump your poor DH/BF while hes still there
6. You regularly lick an overpriced plastic microscope 3 times a day, twisting it left & right to see the pretty ferns that might turn up a week before ovulation or not at all
7. You wonder what the point of it is, but keep using it anyway
8. You now inspect your panties in a way that would have grossed you out a few months ago and play with the discharge in a way you wouldnt touch your snot
9. You get excited the first time you notice a blob of soft, stretchy, clear discharge and run to FF and log in EWCM.
10. You stick you finger up you hoo-hoo on a daily basis, and not for fun
11. You call your period AF and sex BD
12. You assess your beloveds health and leisure time in terms of whether its affecting his sperm quality
13. You pee on a stick on a regular basis. Or pee in a cup and dip the stick into it like youre checking the oil. Keep coming back every minute until the 5 minutes is up and stare at it. Hold it up to the light, stare at it some more, take a photo of it then post it on FF for the opinion of thousands of strangers
14. You spend all day sneakily logging into FF to stare at your chart, stare at other womens charts, compare your chart to theirs, overlay your chart, review your chart history, read the boards all day long
15. You read too much about mc and it scares you
16. You wonder how the hell this baby making business ever gets done in the first place
17. The days between AF and O are long, slow & drawn out with expectation. The days between O and AF are long, slow & drawn out with fear.
18. You jump for joy when a FF buddy gets a +ve HPT
19. You despair when the spotting starts
20. You wonder what the hell you did with your day before you started charting. (So does your boss)
ha ha that is so cute 
So true!
General chatter while we wait (and commentary on the "pull out method") (1 Viewer)