3 year old whitness's birth..

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Serene123

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I didn't know whether to post this in here or the Funny Farm!

Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again."
 
:rofl: too funny!!! If it were only that easy!
 
kids say the darndest thinks, too cute.
 
pmsl thats ace.....just changing the subject a little my little un (well not so little) 11 has asked if he can be there at the birth ive no probs with that and told him it may be gruesome then asked his 16yr old sis if shed like to be there who told me in no uncertain terms no way id never look at your bits(i did explain she could sit at the top of bed) but i got well if kieron manages it i may come in nxt time u have a baby lol
 

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