and the only thing i miss is...

[young-mummy]

the sex :/
dont miss him or his lies... or his pathetic family
just the sex..

 

[Yazz_n_bump]

That's why Anne Summers was invented.

 

[littlekitten8]

Lol I agree. I don't even miss the cuddles that much. Mostly the ready supply of man parts lol. Get yourself a good toy lol.

 

[18singlemom2b]

me too! i don't care about him, and i love sleeping by myself..but the sex

 

[billy2mm]

i missed the cuddles and the sex lol. get yourself a rabbit from ann summers

 

[leoniebabey]

i dont even miss that
he was crap in bed

 

[Kate&Lucas]

i dont even miss that
he was crap in bed

Snap

 

[leoniebabey]

i dont even miss that
he was crap in bed

Snap

it wasnt till i had sex with someone else after him that i realised what i'd been missing

 

[Kate&Lucas]

It wasn't 'til I started having sex again that I realised straight men don't like it up the bum - oh dear

 

[Surreal]

i dont even miss that
he was crap in bed

Snap

it wasnt till i had sex with someone else after him that i realised what i'd been missing

^^ This. Definitely.

 

[young-mummy]

hahahahah!!!! you ladies are soo funny.
i have got a rabbit... it just doesnt do it for me
i miss my cuddles too but then i think
eww the minger has been doing this with some1 else too...
..
if i could see him with a bag on his head and tape around his mouth .. do the deed.. and then go.. i would be more than happy lol x

 

[billy2mm]

i dont even miss that
he was crap in bed

Snap

it wasnt till i had sex with someone else after him that i realised what i'd been missing

^^ This. Definitely.

agreed!! though i was the best he ever had and the best he ever will have!

 

[ReRe]

haha!
I dont even miss the sex bubz was created in 2 pumps and a squirt
and after that he wud just cum during foreplay.....YAWN!
Sorry tmi
haha

 

[shyfox1988]

 

[Newdreemz]

It wasn't 'til I started having sex again that I realised straight men don't like it up the bum - oh dear

*Dead*......lmao

 

[rea_rawr]

LMAO!!! I'm with you all on the sex front. Something plastic just is not the same. Although you don't feel obliged to have some kind of pillow talk with a sex toy. Wont be long until they make a man sized sex toy x

 

[Surreal]

LMAO!!! I'm with you all on the sex front. Something plastic just is not the same. Although you don't feel obliged to have some kind of pillow talk with a sex toy. Wont be long until they make a man sized sex toy x

Pillow talk? I'm not sure my ex knew what that meant, either! His idea of "pillow talk" was being crude and making 'women' jokes, and his idea of foreplay was, "Okay, let's have sex."

... I think a toy might talk sweeter to me then my ex would ever have a clue on how to!

 

[young-mummy]

toys just dont do it for me i guess everyone is different! my ex is good in the bedroom but im guessing half of the uk know that anyway :/

shame i didnt know he was gonna turn into a slag asoon as i got pregnant..

you girls r soooooooooo funny

 

[SophiasMummy]

haha i taught my ex everything he knows lmao.he was clueless before he met me now i made him amazing in bed and he knows it. lol... its weird actualy we stil talk about our sex life we had when he comes down to see LO

 

[Lisa151720]

u ladies are all funny and this post cracked me up, thanks ladies xx