Any other ladies embarrassed of their cheeseburger crotch?

[bombshellmom]

OK, so I know it isn't just me that is having a hard time feeling sexy during pregnancy? Especially this far into it? I totally forgot how disgusting my hooha was when pregnant with DD. I feel gross!!! I'm rather swollen down there and have the lovely pregnancy discharge that comes with it. I also have been looking for a term to call my alien vagina, and cheeseburger crotch sounds perfect. I read about it online and was laughing!!

I can't even DTD with DH anymore without feeling turned off by my belly. It's just in the way. Let alone it can be hard to have the big O now because of the extra blood flow - some women have said they had a better sex life during pregnancy but my pregnant body just frustrates the hell out of me!

Who's with me?

 

[dani_tinks]

Yup totally know what you mean. I've never felt less sexy. Sex just isn't happening x

 

[Misscalais]

Hahaha! Yep mine is puffy and gross, DH is a horn bag though so i have sex just to please him at the moment but id be happy to not do it again until after pp bleeding stops and everything is normal back down there again.

 

[dinosaur2010]

Mine is swollen and not only do I have a bad case of thrush- I also have a blood blister that seems to fill up and then empty itself, but doesn't seem to be going away!
The gp may have to 'lance it' in January which I'm not 100% sure what that entails but I get the feeling that a sharp implement would be cutting it in some way!!

 

[Eleanor ace]

I didn't realise how swollen mine was until after I had LO and the swelling went down. I'm 12 weeks pp and I feel like I have a designer vagina, its great . hang in there, you will go back to normal!

 

[Kitteh_Kat]

I start down that direction, but hubby can't keep his hands off me (my pregnant body is a huge turn on for him )... so he's really good at making me forget all the weird things my body is doing right now.

 

[musicmomma]

hoping back and forth from first trimester hope you don't mind! I saw this post and HAD to comment, I was laughing LOL. I felt the same way with all 3 of my pregnancies. I get constant yeast infections when pregnant, so DTD is very much a game of whens a good time. I always feel too big and our sex life becomes almost awkward and comical. We always get our groove back after baby though! LOL but I totally get the swollen thing..it looks so puffy! Good luck! lol

 

[winterbabies3]

funny you say this. DH and I were dtd the other day and we have a huge mirror on the dresser and I looked over while I was on top and wanted to cry!! Lol huge belly, stretch marks and a puffy vagina I couldn't even go any farther!

 

[pinkpassion]

I remember when I was pregnant with dd I used a mirror to help shave and caught a glimpse of my vagina, I was horrified ..... even worse that I couldn't tell it was swollen just looking at it was scary lol. Then when. I got closer to delivery I swelled so bad down there it was hard to pee, horrible pitting edema, like I could push on it and it'd stay indented.. and after pushing, omg. I thought my vagina was going to pop it was THAT swollen, I dubbed it "snoopy" and my nurse about hit the floor when I told her it felt like snoopy, she couldn't stop laughing and even went and told her fellow nurses...

 

[SaraVO]

I made a comment at an appointment about how much I didn't find pregnancy to be magical. A nurse overheard me came in gave me a hug and said that so many women are afraid to admit that they're not having the best time of their life that it creates unreasonable expectations for other women.... I completely agree. I have fifteen cousins who have had babies and not one of them or any of my friends and there are a lot ever mentioned constipation and gas and just how bad the food aversions could be. It's like they painted this beautiful picture and now I feel bad for not having a romantic comedy pretty sitcom tv show pregnancy. I think that's why I'm so addicted to this forum.

 

[jinxii]

I'm a FTM and only almost 18 weeks. And now y'all have me terrified!!! My crotch currently looks completely normal and hasn't been doing anything weird... I even double checked in the mirror. Maybe I'll put some garlic under the bed to ward off evil crotch spirits. Think it'll work?

 

[bombshellmom]

I'm a FTM and only almost 18 weeks. And now y'all have me terrified!!! My crotch currently looks completely normal and hasn't been doing anything weird... I even double checked in the mirror. Maybe I'll put some garlic under the bed to ward off evil crotch spirits. Think it'll work?

LOL, my crotch looked completely normal up until about 20ish weeks or so, I think it's just the more you grow and the bigger baby gets. I actually thought this time I wouldn't get the puffy vag!!! ahh!!

 

[emma4g63]

Lol knew exactly wat u meant wen i read the title lol

Only this past 2 weeks iv felt swollen and very very heavy down there