babynewbie
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My mum sent me this lol
Being british is about driving a german car to an irish pub for a belgian beer, grabbing a chinese, an indian or a turkish kebab to sit on a swedish sofa and watch an amercian programme on a japanese tv.
In britain you get a pizza faster than an ambulance, banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counter, supermarkets make sick people walk right to the back of the store for prescriptions while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front of the store.
We might be british by by f**k were funny!
Being british is about driving a german car to an irish pub for a belgian beer, grabbing a chinese, an indian or a turkish kebab to sit on a swedish sofa and watch an amercian programme on a japanese tv.
In britain you get a pizza faster than an ambulance, banks leave both doors open but chain the pens to the counter, supermarkets make sick people walk right to the back of the store for prescriptions while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front of the store.
We might be british by by f**k were funny!
so true
