being pregnant and lazy

[Bmonki]

i just asked DH to carry me up to bed and then bring me up a nice cold pint of orange... if looks could kill ladies!!!

looks like i may be spending the night on the sofa, walking to the kitchen and then climbing the stairs and then having to get changed into pjs and get into bed, makes me tired just typing it!

 

[Surprise]

BUT lest I draw someone's wrath - I'll say this: I've got severe SPD which has me basically crippled at this point and am hoping that I don't have to go in a wheelchair. I sob all night in pain. Very depressed

 

[mislaww]

True story: I just called my eldest son in here, and said "would you please get my leftovers out of the fridge, put them on a plate, heat them in the microwave, bring them to me, cut each bite with a fork, and feed it to me?" He grinned and said "Yes mistress".

LOL I've got the best family -

I hope you didn't have to strain your poor pregnant vocal chords calling him in.

 

[Bmonki]

BUT lest I draw someone's wrath - I'll say this: I've got severe SPD which has me basically crippled at this point and am hoping that I don't have to go in a wheelchair. I sob all night in pain. Very depressed

good excuse lazy wench

 

[soootired]

True story: I just called my eldest son in here, and said "would you please get my leftovers out of the fridge, put them on a plate, heat them in the microwave, bring them to me, cut each bite with a fork, and feed it to me?" He grinned and said "Yes mistress".

LOL I've got the best family -

I hope you didn't have to strain your poor pregnant vocal chords calling him in.

And i have been searching for qualified nannies when all i need to do is go find someone willing to lend me their child.

 

[tommyg]

This thread is one of the funniest ever I think it has just taken me about half an hour to catch up.

DH & I were ment to be going to bed at 10pm - may be that is laziness but we kind of need our sleep we've been up since 4am.

Dinner well I take my hat of to those who managed to cook dinner - between us (our marriage is an equal partnership) - we managed to zap some soup from a tin with a ring pull, so we never had the energy required for a tin opener, we managed to find something DH prepared earlier from the freezer and zap it with some of my Uncle Bens Rice.

Yes DH is looking after me he did the drive to work this morning but I'm not lazy I got pudding (a packet of sweeties) and managed to feed him some too, to save him lifting his tired handies to the bag then to his mouth.

But its time for bed, who knows how long this thread will be when I next get a chance to catch up.

 

[mislaww]

BUT lest I draw someone's wrath - I'll say this: I've got severe SPD which has me basically crippled at this point and am hoping that I don't have to go in a wheelchair. I sob all night in pain. Very depressed

good excuse lazy wench

you're terrible Bmonki!

I'm really sorry for your pain, Surprise - that's awful. I'm really glad people are there to help your lazy ass out. No really.

 

[mislaww]

True story: I just called my eldest son in here, and said "would you please get my leftovers out of the fridge, put them on a plate, heat them in the microwave, bring them to me, cut each bite with a fork, and feed it to me?" He grinned and said "Yes mistress".

LOL I've got the best family -

I hope you didn't have to strain your poor pregnant vocal chords calling him in.

And i have been searching for qualified nannies when all i need to do is go find someone willing to lend me their child.

Shrimpy is offering a buy one child, get a sandwich free deal! Or was it buy a sandwich, get a girl?

 

[soootired]

This thread is one of the funniest ever I think it has just taken me about half an hour to catch up.

DH & I were ment to be going to bed at 10pm - may be that is laziness but we kind of need our sleep we've been up since 4am.

Dinner well I take my hat of to those who managed to cook dinner - between us (our marriage is an equal partnership) - we managed to zap some soup from a tin with a ring pull, so we never had the energy required for a tin opener, we managed to find something DH prepared earlier from the freezer and zap it with some of my Uncle Bens Rice.

Yes DH is looking after me he did the drive to work this morning but I'm not lazy I got pudding (a packet of sweeties) and managed to feed him some too, to save him lifting his tired handies to the bag then to his mouth.

But its time for bed, who knows how long this thread will be when I next get a chance to catch up.

You read the whole thread your poor tired eyes!

 

[lisaf]

True story: I just called my eldest son in here, and said "would you please get my leftovers out of the fridge, put them on a plate, heat them in the microwave, bring them to me, cut each bite with a fork, and feed it to me?" He grinned and said "Yes mistress".

LOL I've got the best family -

I hope you didn't have to strain your poor pregnant vocal chords calling him in.

And i have been searching for qualified nannies when all i need to do is go find someone willing to lend me their child.

Shrimpy is offering a buy one child, get a sandwich free deal! Or was it buy a sandwich, get a girl?

I thought the sandwich and girl were both free.
I think the girl is too young to be of much use though


(2nd tri boards are so much more fun!!)

 

[soootired]

BUT lest I draw someone's wrath - I'll say this: I've got severe SPD which has me basically crippled at this point and am hoping that I don't have to go in a wheelchair. I sob all night in pain. Very depressed

good excuse lazy wench

you're terrible Bmonki!

I'm really sorry for your pain, Surprise - that's awful. I'm really glad people are there to help your lazy ass out. No really.

Oh i so wanted a wheelchair last pregnancy but OH refused to push me in it

 

[Bmonki]

BUT lest I draw someone's wrath - I'll say this: I've got severe SPD which has me basically crippled at this point and am hoping that I don't have to go in a wheelchair. I sob all night in pain. Very depressed

good excuse lazy wench

you're terrible Bmonki!

I'm really sorry for your pain, Surprise - that's awful. I'm really glad people are there to help your lazy ass out. No really.

Im truly sorry. no im not

managing to stay awake mislaww? has your boss made you a drink yet? or are youbeing a lazy cow and not working hard despite being tired

 

[mislaww]

True story: I just called my eldest son in here, and said "would you please get my leftovers out of the fridge, put them on a plate, heat them in the microwave, bring them to me, cut each bite with a fork, and feed it to me?" He grinned and said "Yes mistress".

LOL I've got the best family -

I hope you didn't have to strain your poor pregnant vocal chords calling him in.

And i have been searching for qualified nannies when all i need to do is go find someone willing to lend me their child.

Shrimpy is offering a buy one child, get a sandwich free deal! Or was it buy a sandwich, get a girl?

I thought the sandwich and girl were both free.
I think the girl is too young to be of much use though


(2nd tri boards are so much more fun!!)

Too bad for the little girl. I'm PREGNANT, I don't care how young she is. i need some service!

 

[Bmonki]

BUT lest I draw someone's wrath - I'll say this: I've got severe SPD which has me basically crippled at this point and am hoping that I don't have to go in a wheelchair. I sob all night in pain. Very depressed

good excuse lazy wench

you're terrible Bmonki!

I'm really sorry for your pain, Surprise - that's awful. I'm really glad people are there to help your lazy ass out. No really.

Oh i so wanted a wheelchair last pregnancy but OH refused to push me in it

evil OH! demand he either pushes you or buys you a motability scooter, explain its for the good of his child!

 

[tommyg]

Soootired - I almost wondered if you'd made that name up purely for the Lazy thread - but with over 1000 lazy posts clearly not.

 

[soootired]

(2nd tri boards are so much more fun!!)

very true, how i got on this post i do not know. back to boring first trimester for me. See you people in a couple of weeks.

 

[lisaf]

True story: I just called my eldest son in here, and said "would you please get my leftovers out of the fridge, put them on a plate, heat them in the microwave, bring them to me, cut each bite with a fork, and feed it to me?" He grinned and said "Yes mistress".

LOL I've got the best family -

I hope you didn't have to strain your poor pregnant vocal chords calling him in.

And i have been searching for qualified nannies when all i need to do is go find someone willing to lend me their child.

Shrimpy is offering a buy one child, get a sandwich free deal! Or was it buy a sandwich, get a girl?

I thought the sandwich and girl were both free.
I think the girl is too young to be of much use though


(2nd tri boards are so much more fun!!)

Too bad for the little girl. I'm PREGNANT, I don't care how young she is. i need some service!

Maybe look into one of those helper monkey services!

 

[mislaww]

BUT lest I draw someone's wrath - I'll say this: I've got severe SPD which has me basically crippled at this point and am hoping that I don't have to go in a wheelchair. I sob all night in pain. Very depressed

good excuse lazy wench

you're terrible Bmonki!

I'm really sorry for your pain, Surprise - that's awful. I'm really glad people are there to help your lazy ass out. No really.

Im truly sorry. no im not

managing to stay awake mislaww? has your boss made you a drink yet? or are youbeing a lazy cow and not working hard despite being tired

Yes, shockingly still awake. No, shockingly, no drink. And as you know, I'm too pregnant to work hard. You judgy bitch.

 

[mislaww]

True story: I just called my eldest son in here, and said "would you please get my leftovers out of the fridge, put them on a plate, heat them in the microwave, bring them to me, cut each bite with a fork, and feed it to me?" He grinned and said "Yes mistress".

LOL I've got the best family -

I hope you didn't have to strain your poor pregnant vocal chords calling him in.

And i have been searching for qualified nannies when all i need to do is go find someone willing to lend me their child.

Shrimpy is offering a buy one child, get a sandwich free deal! Or was it buy a sandwich, get a girl?

I thought the sandwich and girl were both free.
I think the girl is too young to be of much use though


(2nd tri boards are so much more fun!!)

Too bad for the little girl. I'm PREGNANT, I don't care how young she is. i need some service!

Maybe look into one of those helper monkey services!

Will you be a dear and do that for me?

 

[Surprise]

True story: I just called my eldest son in here, and said "would you please get my leftovers out of the fridge, put them on a plate, heat them in the microwave, bring them to me, cut each bite with a fork, and feed it to me?" He grinned and said "Yes mistress".

LOL I've got the best family -

I hope you didn't have to strain your poor pregnant vocal chords calling him in.

And i have been searching for qualified nannies when all i need to do is go find someone willing to lend me their child.

Lol! He's awesome - a real jewel and he'll make some lucky woman a wonderful husband one day. So needless to say, sorry but I can't spare him... anyone else got a spare child around??