being pregnant and lazy

[Bmonki]

omg, you cant get the staff? my DH deserves sacking, he finally got me my drink or orange... but put it in the same cup as i had my milk in earlier without washing it up!!! and then told me i'd have to take the binbag out because he didnt have his shoes on and its raining.

its raining! im not doing it! and my drink has white bits floating in it

This is all so tragic. I don't even know where to start.

i have figured out that the white bits are just 'floaters' so instead of getting up and getting a fresh drink (DH has given up on me and gone up to bed... and flatly refused to wait another 20 mins for my cafe world to finish doing what its doing so he can carry me up the stairs - apparently im bigger than a house) i am using a straw that was in my bag (within reach)

 

[PeanutBean]

Bmonki

It seems I woke DH selfishly making my own toast.

 

[PeanutBean]

Oh and while was downstairs I found the computer on, kitchen light on, all the doors open and the back door unlocked.

 

[Bmonki]

Bmonki

It seems I woke DH selfishly making my own toast.

you evil evil lady.

seeeeee its much better to be lazy, if you had been more lazy your DH would still be sleeping!

 

[PeanutBean]

True but I'd probably vomit and we'd wake up to find we'd been burgled. Normally I'm extremely lazy. I'm sure normal business will soon resume.

 

[lisaf]

Bmonki

It seems I woke DH selfishly making my own toast.

Ah its clear then... if he's going to wake up anyway, then next time you are fully justified in waking him up to make your toast for you.
Its not selfish.. just more efficient.

 

[Surprise]

You'll just have to wait til you get home, get him to peel it for you. Tomorrow he can pre peel and put the segments in Tupperware for you.

Ok so my husband actually does this for me, only we use ziplock bags. I"M NOT KIDDING! If I told you ladies how he treats me, I'd have to sleep with one eye open!

 

[soootired]

I havent read all the pages but read the first page and i agree pregnancy effects everyone differently......................when i was pregnant with my son i had my own business working as a hair stylist and i was the only full time stylist and because it was my business i worked my arse off trying to earn as much money as i could to pay the bills! I was huge as well,at christmas (i was due in april) everyone thought i was gonna drop,christmas week including christmas eve (which i worked til 8) i worked over 40 hrs even though i felt dizzy because my bump was so big and my back and pelvis killed me. So totally agree with working but then i got pregnant this time and its totally different i feel sick constantly (still) and feel i dont have any energy, i try and look after the house but looking after my son does sometimes tires me out and now im not sleeping properly doesnt help!!
So im having totally different pregnancies and its not easy and sometimes i do wanna moan and i do feel ungrateful sometimes when i do moan but it goes when i look at my son and think im gonna get another one of you!!! So dont judge!!!

I just love these posts! They are so perfectly on topic.

Go ahead and moan Tas...but you'll be alone. None of the rest of us moan. Ever (I'm counting on Tas being too lazy to read the last 40 pages).

anyway where can i get one of these hoover things i want one, my girl is only one so bit to young to cook yet but she is getting a toy kitchen for xmas so she gets early practice,

 

[soootired]

You'll just have to wait til you get home, get him to peel it for you. Tomorrow he can pre peel and put the segments in Tupperware for you.

Ok so my husband actually does this for me, only we use ziplock bags. I"M NOT KIDDING! If I told you ladies how he treats me, I'd have to sleep with one eye open!

too right i really hurt my finger peeling an orange the other day

 

[mislaww]

You'll just have to wait til you get home, get him to peel it for you. Tomorrow he can pre peel and put the segments in Tupperware for you.

Ok so my husband actually does this for me, only we use ziplock bags. I"M NOT KIDDING! If I told you ladies how he treats me, I'd have to sleep with one eye open!

Oh honey, I'm too lazy to man-steal! Although, as discussed on another thread...I am really sexy right now. Like one hot mamma.

 

[lisaf]

anyway where can i get one of these hoover things i want one, my girl is only one so bit to young to cook yet but she is getting a toy kitchen for xmas so she gets early practice,

They even sell a toy dyson that really works
This brand Casdon makes a lot of appliance toys... I was disappointed to see that the laundry toy didn't really wash the clothes
Now if it told the kid when they made a mistake loading the soap etc, and kept their toy cloths hostage as in 'ruined' which I could then make them buy back with their allowance.... we might have some real training ground to get them to do the laundry!

 

[Surprise]

You'll just have to wait til you get home, get him to peel it for you. Tomorrow he can pre peel and put the segments in Tupperware for you.

Ok so my husband actually does this for me, only we use ziplock bags. I"M NOT KIDDING! If I told you ladies how he treats me, I'd have to sleep with one eye open!

too right i really hurt my finger peeling an orange the other day

Aw, bless! You ok now hun?

 

[Bmonki]

anyway where can i get one of these hoover things i want one, my girl is only one so bit to young to cook yet but she is getting a toy kitchen for xmas so she gets early practice,

it was in Makro yesterday, was a mini hetty the hoover (like the henry ones but pink) now she's starting to try to learn to walk i figure pushing a hoover around may help her

You'll just have to wait til you get home, get him to peel it for you. Tomorrow he can pre peel and put the segments in Tupperware for you.

Ok so my husband actually does this for me, only we use ziplock bags. I"M NOT KIDDING! If I told you ladies how he treats me, I'd have to sleep with one eye open!

too right i really hurt my finger peeling an orange the other day

ooh be careful of peeling things. you dont want to break your nails now you're pregnant your nails will get so thick and strong that when they break they'll hurt to buggery!!

 

[PeanutBean]

Surprise. DH is the same. Brings me bedside food every night, packs my work bag for me with crisps and juice. In seriousness he does everything when I'm pregnant except the washing and ironing. He's ill because he's spent the past 9 weeks working 37hrs a week on his feet, doing all the housework, cooking all the meals, taking care of our toddler before and after nursery, after Byron's asleep he washes up and cleans the kitchen. He's also managed to finish a novel, submit to a bunch of agents and publishers and pull together a bunch of US horror bands, artists and writers to create a horror comic anthology. He's something else my DH.

I've mostly retched, watched TV, pissed about on here, walked the dog a bit, worked (but from home) and grown a baby.

 

[mislaww]

I just peeled that orange out of desperation. I hope I'll be okay....

 

[Bmonki]

I just peeled that orange out of desperation. I hope I'll be okay....

living dangerously huh!

 

[Surprise]

You'll just have to wait til you get home, get him to peel it for you. Tomorrow he can pre peel and put the segments in Tupperware for you.

Ok so my husband actually does this for me, only we use ziplock bags. I"M NOT KIDDING! If I told you ladies how he treats me, I'd have to sleep with one eye open!

Oh honey, I'm too lazy to man-steal! Although, as discussed on another thread...I am really sexy right now. Like one hot mamma.

Of course you're a hot mama! But I actually was more afraid of being knifed in my sleep. He's a DREAMMMMMM. But in all honesty, my first was an abusive SOB so I definitely appreciate my new one and tell him that every day!

 

[mislaww]

You'll just have to wait til you get home, get him to peel it for you. Tomorrow he can pre peel and put the segments in Tupperware for you.

Ok so my husband actually does this for me, only we use ziplock bags. I"M NOT KIDDING! If I told you ladies how he treats me, I'd have to sleep with one eye open!

Oh honey, I'm too lazy to man-steal! Although, as discussed on another thread...I am really sexy right now. Like one hot mamma.

Of course you're a hot mama! But I actually was more afraid of being knifed in my sleep. He's a DREAMMMMMM. But in all honesty, my first was an abusive SOB so I definitely appreciate my new one and tell him that every day!

Ha! If I'm too lazy to man steal, I'm definitely too lazy for knifing. And I probably can't recruit DH for that purpose. So you're safe.

And you must have missed my description of my hot mamma pyjamas: My low cut underpants now kind of roll down and bunch at the waist, which I pair with old tank tops that now show my belly and the aforementioned bunched up underpants for bed. Oh, and socks.

So really, you're safe.

And so happy you're with a nice man servant!

 

[lisaf]

Peanut - on a non-sarcastic note, WOW your DH wrote a novel? Thats just impressive!

Careful with those orang peels ladies... I am not exaggerating that I woke up in the middle of the night last night with my finger throbbing. I have blood under the nail as if something poked me under there! Now I didn't eat an orange but who knows what repurcussions the most innocent activity will have on our poor weary bodies!

And my boss just emailed me and asked me to email someone else about a conversation he had with this other person. He has everyone's email addresses... he knows what was discussed, I don't... I now suspect my boss is pregnant despite being a man in his mid-late 30s... and despite the fact that his wife is currently pregnant.
Or maybe I'm just getting the burden of all the work stuff he can't do now since he's doing everything for his wife?

 

[danni1979]

LOl You girls are BRILLIANT
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