being pregnant and lazy

I've just spent the last 40 mins reading all the posts - whilst eating the dinner that DH lovingly prepared for me of course!!

It's made me chuckle no end and cheered me up after a tiring day at work (oh, am I allowed to say that I was tired or does that make me a lazy bitch as well??!!) :haha:

Am about to get up and take my plate through to the kitchen in the hope that DH says he'll do it for me and then make me a cuppa!!

Carry on ladies, lets see if we can make this thread at least 30 pages
 
sorry i couldnt help myself thats enough from me now, funny thread though! :rofl:

Cheers girls for making my hubby pull my face into a smile.
:friends:
 
If i could be bothered to type i would order me one of those voice recognition typing software program thingy-me-bobs! so i could just speak my responses!
 
Well I was to lazy to do lasange so my dinner turned into cornflakes ... But I really have to cook that mince "sigh"
 
sorry i couldnt help myself thats enough from me now, funny thread though! :rofl:

Cheers girls for making my hubby pull my face into a smile.:friends:

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

Will you piss off now before I start having contractions.
 
You could be arsed to get a bowl out of the cupboard, add cornflakes, get milk out of the fridge, pour that on the cornflakes, put the milk away, get a spoon out... and then sit and lift the spoon with cornflakes on to your mouth ... and to top it off then chew and swallow??? OMG ! I BOW TO YOU!
 
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: feeling so much better about being *looks round* the you know.. 't' word lol Thanks ladies... and while we are ndulging on self praise.. I drove me and Joshua round to the McDs drive thru, ordered both our food, on my own (ok Joshua shouted through his drink order) and I paid... wow after all that I had to drive back and eat it myself too... nightmare!!!!!
 
sorry i couldnt help myself thats enough from me now, funny thread though! :rofl:

Cheers girls for making my hubby pull my face into a smile.:friends:

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

Will you piss off now before I start having contractions.

*sneaks back in*

Your too god dam lazy to contract moo, and you knows it.

*sneaks out sniggering*
 
not sure that is so fair to say really..i work 3 days a week have a 2 1/2 year old have spd and am meant to rest as i had a shortening cervix with funneling at 20weeks plus a still present previa...i am happy to go to work some days and feel fine and others i feel like rubish and at 11am and trying as hard as i can to keep my eyes open!doesnt matter how much sleep/rest i get i will always have a tired day and a day that im fine..with my first preg i worked sometimes 13-14 hour days going til 7-8pm til i was 36 weeks pregnant..everyone gets tired sometimes and has the right to moan about it if they feel..
 
Managed to get off my fat backside and answer the door to the pizza man... thats it. Well it would have been but I spilt garlic sauce all over the dogs head... I am still sat here looking at him as the kitchen is too far away for me to bother getting a cloth.
 
Get another dog to lick it off him... saves the cleaning!
 
Managed to get off my fat backside and answer the door to the pizza man... thats it. Well it would have been but I spilt garlic sauce all over the dogs head... I am still sat here looking at him as the kitchen is too far away for me to bother getting a cloth.

:haha::haha: poor dog lol
 
Managed to get off my fat backside and answer the door to the pizza man... thats it. Well it would have been but I spilt garlic sauce all over the dogs head... I am still sat here looking at him as the kitchen is too far away for me to bother getting a cloth.

Poor dog :haha:
 

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