Comical Birth Predictions

[artsiekat]

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and a lot of auburn hair.

Man, I'm all for a 4 hour delivery, but 11 lbs? Geesh.

 

[GrantsWife]

We aren't full blown TTC yet but hope you don't mind if I join in on the fun.
Here is what mine said:

"The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 11 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark hazel eyes and barely there blonde hair."

All of this is quite funny because of the following:
1. I was born in overcast weather
2. Hubby really wants a son
3. I, myself, weighed about 4 pounds 3 oz

I think the 11 hours sounds pretty good for labor (well if you can even think that with labor lol). However, we have brown eyes but guess there is still a chance for hazel eyes but the blonde hair, yeah don't see that one happening. This gave me quite the giggle though, thanks for sharing.

 

[loveacupcake]

I had to post this: The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the early afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark amber eyes and some auburn hair.

Um I don't think I can do this.... 14lbs 10oz?!?!?!?!?!? I think I'm rethinking this whole TTC thing...

This thing is hilarious.

 

[Lisa92881]

I love this thing!!!

The day you deliver, outside will be shiny. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and curly red hair.

 

[redrose89]

mine


The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark green eyes and a lot of brown hair.

 

[nevernormal]

So I couldn't decide what my favorite kind of movie is, so I plugged it in a couple of different ones. Here is my predictions...

Favorite movie = Comedy:

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and some auburn hair.


Favorite movie = Sci-fi:

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 11 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium gray eyes and fluffy red hair.

Favorite movie = Romantic:

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 10 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and curly red hair.


Umm, I'm thinking if the baby is getting that big they'd better induce me before they get to 15 lbs! lol The labor length isn't horrible though. Maybe this points to me having gestational diabetes as that would lead to bigger babies.

But all three are redheads! I definitely wouldn't mind that
Good thing I don't believe these things or I would be terrified! It was fun though

 

[Queen Bee.]

Mine! lol

The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and some black hair.

 

[babyfever01]

The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark amber eyes and a lot of brown hair.


13 POUNDS!?!?!? lol I am impressed that I can squeeze out a 13 pounder in only 5 hours.

That is a short, fat baby. hehe

 

[butterflies3]

This is mine:

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark amber eyes and fluffy blonde hair.

Im lovin the "fluffy" blonde hair NOT lovin the 20 hour labor

 

[Mrs.Felton]

All I remember from mine is a girl, which I want and she will be 15 lbs and 17 inches. Not coming out of my whoha she won't be

 

[Futuremommy1]

Here's mine.
The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have medium green eyes and a lot of auburn hair.

Really funny cause I'm blk so is hubby so I'm sure we aren't making a green eyed auburn haired baby no matter how hard we tried

 

[SweetPickles]

Mine was 15 lbs. The good news (or not so good news) is that I will manage to deliver this 15 lb baby in under an hour.

Oh, yes, it will be misty outside as well. (Why do I care if it's misty outside, LOL)

 

[court.]

These are hilarious ! This is mine .

The day you deliver, outside will be light. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and curly black hair.

 

[nevernormal]

Court., it sounds like you have the best outlook! lol

 

[unapologetik]

Hmm, I like mine well enough! (Don't really think green eyes + auburn hair is possible, but 9 hour labor? yes I'll take that! )

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium green eyes and barely there auburn hair.

 

[Jess137]

This is so funny! I read my prediction to DH... it sounds like I am having a baby by DH's best friend!

"The day you deliver, outside will be cold. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light green eyes and barely there red hair."

His best friend is about 300 pounds with light red hair and green eyes!

Besides, holy crap! Who has an almost 14 pound baby???

 

[Equess]

LOL!! this thing is soo funny
Here is mine
The day you deliver, outside will be foggy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark green eyes and some red hair.

 

[Jess137]

Equess, at least you got a normal sounding baby! Most I've seen are either tiny or freakishly huge! Including mine.

 

[Equess]

Equess, at least you got a normal sounding baby! Most I've seen are either tiny or freakishly huge! Including mine.

LOL! yeah i was surprised that at least mine is a bit realistic! im ok with 7lbs! 16hrs not that bad compared to what some of you got, and its quite possible my baby would have green eyes or red hair although its never foggy in this state...so I doubt that parts true...lol!!!! Unless we get stationed somewhere else at that time.