Dear Santa,
Can you please give me and OH some money so we can no longer be in debt, and enough extra money to give AJ a decent Christmas.
Oh, and would you mind performing a quick and painless lipo/tummy tuck on me to get rid of my flab, oh and a sharp increase in my metabolism would be fab too!
And one more, while you're at it, allow me just one day (Christmas day) to pig out without it having any repercussions on my weight?
Thanks so much! xx