Don't suppose this would work...?

That's so me!!
But I can assure you that we'll give birth at some point

 

I don't have a birthing ball, RLT or EPO, I am in too much pain from this hemorrhoid to walk or have sex, I love spicy food and pineapple but I currently don't have any in the kitchen, so I'm doing LOTS of lying around, watching tv and snacking.

 

I believe it pretty much just has to run it's course. This is my first one ever so I don't know much about it, but from what Dr. Google has told me, I just have to put ointment on it, try to avoid getting constipated, and hopefully it will ease up soon. I am PRAYING it goes away before labor starts, which is why I'm in no rush for baby to come now lol.

Lol oh no, don't jinx yourself! Find some wood and knock on it right away! I mentioned to my OH last night as we were leaving WalMart that I was surprised we hadn't been pulled over for my tag being expired, and guess what? We were pulled over on the way home! Way to go, me! But, me being 9 months pregnant got my OH out of going to jail for having a suspended license (I swear we didn't know it was suspended ahead of time) so yay for that, at least.