**~February Lovebugs -The Last Tri~** 37 Blue,41 Pink,26 Yellows

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ladies your words r like my own!! The false alarms r getting so disheartening now....does anyone else feel like its just never guna happen?! :nope:

2bananas- hope ur ok hun after ur fall :hugs: Falling on cat-sick isnt exactly what u need right now!! :dohh:

congrats on single digits Caz! :happydance:
 
Since we're all miserable and in pain - here's something that made me giggle!

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: Does pregnancy affect a woman's memory?
A: Most of the ladies I asked don't remember.

Q: Ever since I've been pregnant, I haven't been able to go to bed at night without onion rings. Is this a normal craving?
A: Depends on what your doing with them.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: Cause you're fatter then they are.

Q: My wife is 5 months pregnant and so moody that she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labor?
A: When the sex is between your husband and another woman.

Q: What are forceps?
A: Giant baby tweezers.

Q: How do I know if my baby has dropped?
A: He/She will start crying. Be more careful!.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
 
gills8752 said:
Since we're all miserable and in pain - here's something that made me giggle!

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: Does pregnancy affect a woman's memory?
A: Most of the ladies I asked don't remember.

Q: Ever since I've been pregnant, I haven't been able to go to bed at night without onion rings. Is this a normal craving?
A: Depends on what your doing with them.

Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: Cause you're fatter then they are.

Q: My wife is 5 months pregnant and so moody that she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labor?
A: When the sex is between your husband and another woman.

Q: What are forceps?
A: Giant baby tweezers.

Q: How do I know if my baby has dropped?
A: He/She will start crying. Be more careful!.

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
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made me giggle :haha:
 
gills8752 said:
Aww lana hun! You're not having a good time of it! I definitley think you need to have a hissy at the midwives and get a sweep asap or go to labour ward in immense pain and get them to do one for you, at least do an internal and see if you are anywhere close!

I've had a few more cramps this morning - fingers crossed it might be something and not just a rubbish side effect of the clary sage and :sex:
My mum's been feeling ill and has high bp again - so it could be the start of something (we get sympathy pains for each other loads and often ring up with a bad neck to find out the other one has had a car crash lol)
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sounds semi promising!!!!!

hope you get your baby right on time gills. less than 12 hours til your due date!!! xx
 
I'm also hoping baby comes on time for you gills!

Have any lovebugs been born on their due dates yet? I'll need to go to the other thread to look lol xx
 
Congratulations Dani!! You look so in love in ur avatar!!

Thanks for that Gills....has made me feel alot better....now im off to paint my kitchen and dining room with a lovely spring in my step :D

xx
 
Okay no i am majorly on a downer!!!!

Just logged onto facebook to find out my friend who was due 6 days after me on the 24th had her baby girl yesterday! NOT FAIR!!! :(
 
vinnypeanut said:
Okay no i am majorly on a downer!!!!

Just logged onto facebook to find out my friend who was due 6 days after me on the 24th had her baby girl yesterday! NOT FAIR!!! :(
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Aww jsut think though, your bubs will be cooked really well when she comes and be a nice big baby! :hugs:
 
Gills- Thanks for those, they actually made me giggle out loud :)

VP- :hugs: That would be majorly annoying, I'm lucky that no one else I know is currently pregnant.

Blackrose- Glad you're feeling better now.

2bananas- :hugs: That fall sounds so painful, it's awful that your MW won't do anything to help. Hope you're not too bad now.

Caz- Congrats on single figures :)

I have come to the conclusion that this group must be jinxed, hardly any Feb babies have been early, they're all bloody late!! Note to babies: GET A MOVE ON!!!

xx
 
katy said:
I have come to the conclusion that this group must be jinxed, hardly any Feb babies have been early, they're all bloody late!! Note to babies: GET A MOVE ON!!!

xx
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I agreed, come on babies - your time is well and truly up and your mummies can't wait to meet you!!!!:haha:
 
2bananas said:
Good morning everyone. Hope you are all ok!

I've decided im jinxed. This morning getting out of bed was a little easier, I tried lying a different way and arranged pillows on juts about every part of my body and when i woke up I didnt feel locked into position but could feel the pull in my pelvis. I had a little tear in my eye as it clicked back into place when i managed to sit up but not as bad as yesterday so I felt a bit happier and that I had started off my day a bit better.

However.... hobbled down the 2 flights of stairs to go and get Belle's brekkie for her and on my way to put the porridge in the microwave bang. I crash into the utility room door after slipping over - the cat had puked on the floor and I hadnt seen it and so I stepped in it and it sent me almost doing the spilts. I screamed and then the flood gates opened. Isabelle beside herself, Richard came running downstairs to see what the bloody hell was going on. Oh it was just like a nightmare.

Managed to calm down after 10 minutes or so but needless to say - its about the worst thing that could have happened to me at this moment in time.

I just felt so hard done by and so sorry for myself, the hormones are raging!!!!!

To make it all worse.... i've got chest pains, think i have stressed myself out.

SO there you go. If anyone has a gun.... feel free to shoot me :)

Hope you are all starting off on a good day!!

Have we heard anything about BW and her lo?
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Sounds excruciating poor you. Hope your chest pains have gone now? :hugs: xx
 
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