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Trying to breastfeed an active one-year-old is like being slowly mauled to death by a wriggly, hairless grizzly bear with a penchant for face-kicking.

That is all.
 
I can hardly imagine! My LO is already so active I can hardly feed him anymore and he is only 8 months.
 
Trying to breastfeed an active one-year-old is like being slowly mauled to death by a wriggly, hairless grizzly bear with a penchant for face-kicking.

That is all.

Freya is into boob slapping and kicking alternately. slap, kick, slap, kick, slap, kick...
 
I can hardly imagine! My LO is already so active I can hardly feed him anymore and he is only 8 months.

It only gets worse. These days my LO likes to pull off and then come running at my boob with her mouth open. It's like target practice :wacko:
 
I can hardly imagine! My LO is already so active I can hardly feed him anymore and he is only 8 months.

It only gets worse. These days my LO likes to pull off and then come running at my boob with her mouth open. It's like target practice :wacko:

:haha: I have a funny image!!

I also have a challenging wriggler...hmmm I figured it would only get harder :dohh:
 
Haha, I know how you feel! Holly is always beating me up while feeding! :haha:
 
Anyone else's LO like to twist their nipples while feeding? I'm trying to discourage it but she's obsessed.
 
I can hardly imagine! My LO is already so active I can hardly feed him anymore and he is only 8 months.

It only gets worse. These days my LO likes to pull off and then come running at my boob with her mouth open. It's like target practice :wacko:

:haha:Hilarious!!!

Same here btw, but only 8 months too....I am in trouble...
 
Anyone else's LO like to twist their nipples while feeding? I'm trying to discourage it but she's obsessed.

Oh wow, no nipple twisting here yet. That sounds awful. You and your nipples have my sincerest condolences.
 
William likes to faceplant into my boob proceeded by blowing raspberries (all while nursing), and he does some downward dog move while nursing, he sticks his fingers up my nose and into my mouth most of the time - amongst other things!

Crazy kids.
 
I hear you! My little man never sits still when feeding unless tired. And whenever there is a slightest noise he has to turn his head to see where its coming from usually with my boob still in his mouth ouch! He has also taken to hitting or scratching whenever he gets the chance. I look like I've been attacked by an angry cat most days. x
 
William likes to faceplant into my boob proceeded by blowing raspberries (all while nursing), and he does some downward dog move while nursing, he sticks his fingers up my nose and into my mouth most of the time - amongst other things!

Crazy kids.

This!! We have the raspberries too, and he likes to pull at my face! Oh and ALWAYD pulls off the second I have a let down, so we get spray everywhere which he finds hilarious! Especially in public :/
 
I have nipple twisting (Comes off the boob to inspect then latches on)... bit of biting and at least 10 slaps around the face a day... and my OH looks confused when I question if she really loves me... :) x
 
I just won a twiddle necklace on a Facebook page- hoping it will put a stop to the nipple tweaking...

...here's hoping!
 
William likes to faceplant into my boob proceeded by blowing raspberries (all while nursing)

Maddox does that, too! He also likes to grab my breast in his hand and jiggle it up and down--then he laughs hysterically. NIP has become...interesting...to say the least!
 
I'll join the club! I have a face planting, nipple twisting, boob scratching, nose picking, eye poking hungry bear :dohh:

The nipple twisting gets me though, I've tried hard to stop him but I can't. Even covering my boob with my hand causing him to start thrashing around and freaking out until he can hold the nipple again.. drives me wonky lol.
 
I know! She throws a tantrum if I don't let her twist a nip. :( I don't really know how to fix it... hoping it's a phase!
 
I know! She throws a tantrum if I don't let her twist a nip. :( I don't really know how to fix it... hoping it's a phase!

My daughter does the same thing!! If I stop her, she will stop eating. I think it's a comfort mechanism or something... A very painful one for mama! Just make sure their nails are clipped often... Ouch.
 

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