Fortunately/Unfortunately Game

fortunately you got there and there wasnt much to do so you sat around getting paid for doing nothing!
 
unfortunately your boss caught you photocopying your bum and sacked you on the spot!
 
unfortunately you're being sued by your boss, for breaking the photocopier while taking copies of your ass!
 
fortunately you're going to bribe your boss to not sue as you've won the lottery!
 
unfortunately, your boss is a bitch and probably wont accept the bribe!
 
Fortunately, my dad's a fab lawyer, and I didn't have to part with one cent!
 
Unfortunately , he's too busy with his clients and couldn't work for you
 
Forunatly he knows his daughter is more important and will help her out.
 
Unfortunately, hes taking bloody ages about it!
 
Fortunately, I'm going on vacation for a week and he promises to have it done before I'm back!
 
unfortunately my flight is cancelled and i have to walk all the way to mexico
 
unfortunately its 150 degrees and i have melted the souls of my shoes and burnt my feet
 
Fortunately, I managed to meet a travelling donkey salesman and bought a donkey so I didn't have to wa;l all the rest of the way.
 
fortunatly, i always carry a false leg around with me :shrug: :rofl:
 
unfortunately, the false leg is made out of glass, and smashed as soon as i gave it to the donkey! =[
 
fortunately the donkey was used to only having 3 legs and hobbled all the way there with me on its back :wohoo:
 
Unfortunately i forgot to book a hotel here so i dont know where i'll stay
 

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