Amanda
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Well, AF showed up last Friday, and I was really pee'd off as I'd felt sure we'd done it this month. By Friday evening, I was in a foul mood and picking fights with everyone! DH and I had a blazing row. He told me that we weren't having enough sex, and that we should do it twice a day for a whole month and then I would definitely get pg! He said it had worked for everyone he had spoken to! Of course it had - they were all blokes!!!! So I started to explain to him the medical reasons, and that the 48 hour thing is medically proven to be more successful, and that was what we were doing. I told him that was how we had got pg with Charlie, but he hadn't realised it at the time - I planned it all! So I then said I was going to start charting so I had something to take to the docs. He said I was being stupid and it would just happen if we kept having sex. So I told him that I was worried that the docs had messed something up when I had my section from hell and that was the reason that I couldn't get pg. To which he told me I was really being stupid and to grow up!
Anyway, we then ordered a chinese takeway and sat and ate it in silence.
So, the chinese had sent 3 fortune cookies, and they have been sat on the worktop in their little packets. I went to throw them away this morning, but opened them first. Boy, I wish I had opened them on Friday! And this is the order I opened them in!
Number 1: Women's faults are many, men have just two! Everything they say and everything they do!
Number 2: He who cannot endure the bad will not live to see the good.
And finally, the best one..
Number 3: You're never a loser until you quit trying.
Spookily accurate uh?
Anyway, we then ordered a chinese takeway and sat and ate it in silence.
So, the chinese had sent 3 fortune cookies, and they have been sat on the worktop in their little packets. I went to throw them away this morning, but opened them first. Boy, I wish I had opened them on Friday! And this is the order I opened them in!
Number 1: Women's faults are many, men have just two! Everything they say and everything they do!
Number 2: He who cannot endure the bad will not live to see the good.
And finally, the best one..
Number 3: You're never a loser until you quit trying.
Spookily accurate uh?