funny chat up lines...

[Shazzy-babee]

the best one ive hurd is....

are you jamican???

cos your ja-making-me crazy

lol

 

[Jenni1991]

Oh i Love these lol.
"do you know the difference between sex and conversation?"
No.
"lets go upstairs to bed and talk."

 

[Kellie Marie]

"Have you got a mirror in your knickers?"

No why?

"because I can see myself in them"

 

[Shazzy-babee]

^^^

 

[sarah0108]

i love the 'get your coat you've pulled'

everytime i see the phone advert when he says 'get your Goat you've pulled' makes me laugh so much... am i sad?

 

[Kellie Marie]

Haha no I find that hilarious too !!!

 

[Shazzy-babee]

that just reminds me of when i was in school, my mate used to say it to every boy we walked past lol, n yeah that advert cracks me up 2

 

[dizzyisacow]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

[Shazzy-babee]

ha ha aint hurd that one befor

are those space pants???


cos your looks outta this world lol (my m8 used this one and pulled )

 

[Beccax3]

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home ;]

 

[dizzyisacow]

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home ;]

eeeewwww

 

[shocker]

"I may be no fred flintstone but i can sure make your bedrock" utter cheese!

This ones my favourite of them all lol my friends and i used to say this to people when we were younger and then laugh our heads off and run away
"excuse me, do you have any raisins?

how about a date?"
LOVE IT!

 

[Shazzy-babee]

that ones cool

my m8 knows loads ill get some from her

 

[SisterDisco-x]

do you work @ subway?
cos you're giving me a foot long

 

[dizzyisacow]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!