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Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or
boyfriend along shopping. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head
Office to a customer in Wigan :
Dear Mrs. Cater,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card,
the Manager of our store in Wigan is considering banning you and your family
from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House Wares to
go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code
3' in House Wares..... and
watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas
stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the House
Wares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were
situated.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
theme tune from 'Mission Impossible'
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practiced the 'Madonna look' using
different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK
ME, PICK ME!'
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the
fetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
then yelled, very loudly, 'There
is no toilet paper in here.'
boyfriend along shopping. This letter was recently sent by Tesco's Head
Office to a customer in Wigan :
Dear Mrs. Cater,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card,
the Manager of our store in Wigan is considering banning you and your family
from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's
trolleys when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House Wares to
go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code
3' in House Wares..... and
watched what happened.
5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas
stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he
began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the House
Wares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were
situated.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
theme tune from 'Mission Impossible'
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practiced the 'Madonna look' using
different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK
ME, PICK ME!'
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the
fetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
then yelled, very loudly, 'There
is no toilet paper in here.'
