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[mommy43]

just found this on line gave me a gigglle thought id share
Hilarious Baby Names
These are some of the funniest names I have heard of and they are all true. Some are funny due to the position of the person today and some are simply hilarious. You wonder did the parents consider the consequences of their choices. Well poor baby Sin, his parents never knew he would grow up to be a Cardinal - Cardinal Sin. Mr. and Mrs. Bridge decided to call their baby Brooklyn!

Mr. and Mrs. Womble must have been up all night thinking of a name for their new baby and the best they could come up with was Bunyon Snipes Womble.

Doctors names are also a source of amusement. Again we can't blame the parents too much. Would you like to see any of these medical professionals


Dr. Bonebreak - there are many in the US
Dr. Bonecutter - Inspires confidence straight away
Dr. Bonesetter - A bit better
Dr. Butcher - I hope its not literal
Dr. Doctor - I can hear the jokes now
Dr. McNutt - Might be OK if he wasn't head of a mental hospital
Dr. Ovary - Guess what he was ... a Gynecologist
Dr. Screech - Dentist
Another good occupational name is Groaner Digger who is an undertaker from Texas.

This girls parents were definitely taking the p... when they named her "Katz Meow" She is from Washington. There's also "Major Minor" and guess what he does, yes, he's in the U.S. Army.
Then there are families with themes running through their names like Mr. & Mrs. Wood who named their children Forest, Ivy, Fern, Rose, Vine.
One of my personal favourites is Warren Peace from Massachusetts




LONDON - Furniture store Ikea, Cadbury's Caramel and Moet champagne
are among a raft of brands increasingly being chosen by parents as baby
names.

According to research by baby products firm Bounty, which looked at
latest birth records, babies with unusual names are up by 20% over the
past year.

In addition to strange names such as Tiger, Fire-Lily, Paprica (sic)
and Tudor, parents are also opting for brand names, with Levi for girls
included in the list of parents' choices.

Other strange names include Apricot, Rivers, Skylark and Bambi."

 

[KiansMummy]

lol :L

 

[Armywife]

Love this! Hahaha! I once knew a little girl named Paige Turner....Poor thing!xx

 

[Rhi_Rhi1]

lmao! some parents are just MEAN lol x

 

[babiigaeta]

I know a little girl named kiley flower (cauliflower ;(

 

[QuintinsMommy]

I heard of a girl on the news names Mary Christmas! :O
and my friend was joking about naming her baby harry..her last name is boyle!
so harry boyle!
thank god she named him joey

 

[Armywife]

Also know a Harry Porter...

 

[dreamofabean]

There was a boy in the newspaper a while back who was called Drew Peacock

 

[bubbles]

I worked in a council tax call centre and we got a call from a Mr. Arsecock. There have also been people who have changed their names such as Bacardi Anne Coke and one I know personally Evel Deal

 

[May Mum2b]

i am a nurse and give babies their vaccines when they are little:

a few funny ones we have heard/come across are:
Sonny Shine
Strawberry
Hey Yu (a chinese boy)
Julius Ceaser
Dwaine Pipe (drain pipe)
twins called Ronnie and Reggie
a baby girl called Aston Martin

i feel for these kids.!

 

[lkb21]

My OH is INSISTING and feels very strongly about the following - If we have a boy, he wants to middle name him 'danger', so that when he is older, he can tell people 'danger is my middle name!' - thats right ladies, i chose to have a child with this man!!!! I find out the sex tomorrow - lets hope, for the childs sake, its a girl! lol xx

 

[hopeandpray]

danger won't look good when he's filling out his insurance application forms

 

[DottyLottie]

My OH is INSISTING and feels very strongly about the following - If we have a boy, he wants to middle name him 'danger', so that when he is older, he can tell people 'danger is my middle name!' - thats right ladies, i chose to have a child with this man!!!! I find out the sex tomorrow - lets hope, for the childs sake, its a girl! lol xx

OMG, that's so funny!

 

[Croc-O-Dile]

haha omg! My youngest brother is 8, and has a boy in his class who's name is Micheal Rocks Cocks.

 

[leoniebabey]

omg these made me laugh too much!

 

[BlazenXx]

this has made my day lol

 

[mightyspu]

Now this one may offend, so apologies, however this is genuine. I used to work for an assurance company, and one of the policyholders was called "Urec Unt" I can't remember which country he was from, somewhere in Europe I think.

 

[lorismith88]

me and my friend were looking through baby book of names yest and the name Bollock is actually in it!!
WTF who on earth calls thier child bollock!
hahahaha!
xx

 

[Lucina]

My OH is INSISTING and feels very strongly about the following - If we have a boy, he wants to middle name him 'danger', so that when he is older, he can tell people 'danger is my middle name!' - thats right ladies, i chose to have a child with this man!!!! I find out the sex tomorrow - lets hope, for the childs sake, its a girl! lol xx

My OH had the same idea. Not so great minds think alike lol!

 

[Zebra Stars]