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[klinton]

My really good guy friend wants me to name my baby Danger or Simba,lol. I told him I will not be setting my kid up to be made fun of.

 

[Jox]

I used to work for a student lettings company....we had a tenant (male) whos name was.... Smilie Crabb!!

x

 

[TattiesMum]

I used to work for a distance learning college .... some of the names that we came across beggared belief:

Snow White (who was a man ... and black)
Ever Polite (who was anything but )
Marvellous
Seven
Enough
GodsGift

 

[xxxleeleexxx]

 

[Cinderella]

My teacher friend (in SE London) told me about meeting one of her children on the first day of school who introduced herself as Godgiven 'but Miss, you can call me God'... I suppose it's good to have a sense of humour about these things! I also know by association a 'Sonny Farmer'. Hate to admit that when our colleague announced the name of her new nephew we all had a bit of a chuckle!

 

[louise1302]

i had a friend growing up whos name was wesley beeann(sp?) not to bad til he got to teenage years and called himself wes

my uncle is called ray rayson too

 

[emilyjade]

i know a little girl called emma dale!

 

[reallytinyamy]

I went to school with Wayne King....and his sister was called Jo

 

[hypnorm]

My OH is INSISTING and feels very strongly about the following - If we have a boy, he wants to middle name him 'danger', so that when he is older, he can tell people 'danger is my middle name!' - thats right ladies, i chose to have a child with this man!!!! I find out the sex tomorrow - lets hope, for the childs sake, its a girl! lol xx

I hear this on the Radio a couple of days back that a man wants to name his kid with the middle name Danger, was on Radio 2 i think.

 

[glassslippers]

Dr. McNutt - Might be OK if he wasn't head of a mental hospital
Dr. Ovary - Guess what he was ... a Gynecologist

Hahahahaha

 

[celine]

I went to school with Wayne King....and his sister was called Jo

LOL thats terrible!!

 

[lkb21]

My OH is INSISTING and feels very strongly about the following - If we have a boy, he wants to middle name him 'danger', so that when he is older, he can tell people 'danger is my middle name!' - thats right ladies, i chose to have a child with this man!!!! I find out the sex tomorrow - lets hope, for the childs sake, its a girl! lol xx

My OH had the same idea. Not so great minds think alike lol!

ha ha ha - well i'm having a girl, so tel your OH he's welcome to it!!! silly boys!!! ha ha xx

 

[DottyLottie]

I know a family who's youngest son is called Worzel! All the older kids have average names, so I have no idea why the youngest got stuck with Worzel.

In the callcentre where I work we have had -
Japonica Troggs
Pony Sadler
Lady Tena (an actual Lady, her first name was Joan, needless to say, she didn't tell many people she was a Lady).

I also knew someone called Star and another called Bear, but I quite like those names!

Some of these are hilarious, especially Mr Arsecock and the poor boy who got stuck with rocks cock, so cruel!

 

[KEmery08]

I am actually one of those paitents in the U.S. who has a doctor with the name Dr. Bonebreak. He's my OBGYN! I don't see him, I see a midwife for all of my appointments by choice. But haha that his name made the list ...

I knew a boy once named King, and had a sibling named Urheinous. Some parents.

 

[Midnight_Moon]

When I was at school there was a girl called Holly Day and a boy called Alan Alan - why would you do that?!

 

[futuremommy91]

so cruel! Can you imagine how much your child would be made fun of on the playground if their name was Tudor?

 

[Wellington]

Normally I worry that these kind of things are going to offend someone with the actual name - but they are all fairly bonkers so far..... either that or they are ok names - just not in combination with the surname.

Therefore, I don't feel bad about a kid I taught called Jack.
Nice name Jack, but his surname was Daniels!

I honestly had to read the register several times just to check I wasn't going mad! Funny parents.

 

[Croc-O-Dile]

One of my grandmother's doctors is a Dr. Crotchman. He's a psychologist....and apparently a crotch man.

On a side note, my mom always forgets his name and asks me "Who's that dr that grandmom sees? Dr. Itchy-crotch or something like that?" :rofl"

 

[haylie_bbz]

i went to school with a girl called rhea shaw

 

[PreggyEggy]

In school I had a teacher called Mr Whittle...the funny part was that he was a DT teacher, doing carpentry!