hilarious!!

[Spartacus]

something to keep us smiling

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' to which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

 

[doctordeesmrs]

 

[hollie86]

ROFL
x

 

[bird24]

LOL thats funny x

 

[Charliepops]

 

[leeanne]

 

[Snowball]

That's made me laugh!

 

[jonnanne3]

 

[elles28]

 

[wiggles]

I'm a teacher and I would love it if that really happened!

 

[Ann-Marie]

Thats bloody hilarious. I feel like cack, and that just brought a smile to my me face. Can't wait to tell Hubby that one

 

[Gems]

Lol.... excellent !

 

[Amanda]

Bloody brilliant!!!!

 

[charlottecco2]

hillarious xxxx

 

[nikky0907]

Oh,that's hilarious!That's definitly not the ending I thought this joke would have!!

 

[baby.girl]

something to keep us smiling

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' to which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

oh that was hilarioussssssss

 

[Ciaran82]

PML That is great

 

[vickilouise]

my dad told me that a while ago it still makes me laugh.

 

[maddiwatts19]

Thats so funny!!. Cheered me up!.

 

[cparks1]

That is the best joke I have heard in awhile. Thanks for sharing.